Cactus Punch

The act of shaving your nether regions too far in advance of engaging in sexual intercourse; this results in a 5 o'clock shadow causing the sexual partner to feel as if they are being punched in the genitals by a cactus.

I shaved my junk on Wednesday and then hooked up with a chick on Friday. I totally cactus punched her.

by donthejon October 28, 2011

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Cactus kiss

When two straight dudes rub their face hair stubble against one another. Only works with a small amount of stubble, not suitable for beards.

Hey man! Long time no see. Let's cactus kiss and let me get you a beer.

by CaptCamarillo November 22, 2010

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Cactus Head

Someone who is annoying or will not stop annoying you (Coined by Darby Crash in L.A in the late 70's)

"Piss off, Cactus Head"

"Donnie's such a Cactus Head"

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Cactus Sexual

Being sexually attracted to a plant, specifically a cactus. A cactus is a mostly green plant with sharp pin-like things coming out of it that can cause harm if touched.

"After my visit to a desert I immediately felt an off attraction to a cactus. I am Cactus Sexual."

by Thecactiloversquad January 16, 2017

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The Sea Cactus

The act of a male and female letting there pubic hairs grow to the point roughness, in which they sixty nine each other while rubbing there faces in each others pubes. Poking and probably hurting one another (depending on how long they haven't washed and grown) giving the imagination of rubbing your face on a cactus for sexual pleasure.

Friend 1: "Hey man did you hear what joey did last night? Him and Diana totally Sea cactused each other"
Friend 2: "That's gross... did it feel good?"
Friend 1: "I don't know we should try it"
Friend 2: "I don't like the idea of doing The Sea Cactus"

by Friend Number 2 July 17, 2009

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