The act of shaving your nether regions too far in advance of engaging in sexual intercourse; this results in a 5 o'clock shadow causing the sexual partner to feel as if they are being punched in the genitals by a cactus.
I shaved my junk on Wednesday and then hooked up with a chick on Friday. I totally cactus punched her.
by donthejon October 28, 2011
Being sexually attracted to a plant, specifically a cactus. A cactus is a mostly green plant with sharp pin-like things coming out of it that can cause harm if touched.
by Thecactiloversquad January 16, 2017
Someone who is annoying or will not stop annoying you (Coined by Darby Crash in L.A in the late 70's)
by HawkRing March 06, 2016
When two straight dudes rub their face hair stubble against one another. Only works with a small amount of stubble, not suitable for beards.
by CaptCamarillo November 20, 2010
The act of a male and female letting there pubic hairs grow to the point roughness, in which they sixty nine each other while rubbing there faces in each others pubes. Poking and probably hurting one another (depending on how long they haven't washed and grown) giving the imagination of rubbing your face on a cactus for sexual pleasure.
Friend 1: "Hey man did you hear what joey did last night? Him and Diana totally Sea cactused each other"
Friend 2: "That's gross... did it feel good?"
Friend 1: "I don't know we should try it"
Friend 2: "I don't like the idea of doing The Sea Cactus"
Friend 2: "That's gross... did it feel good?"
Friend 1: "I don't know we should try it"
Friend 2: "I don't like the idea of doing The Sea Cactus"
by Friend Number 2 July 17, 2009
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A vagina that is painted green and has herpes. The pubes are real stiff and draw blood from a guys penis when they do it.
When he pulled his dick out from her green cactus, blood was pouring out from his shaft because of her stiff pubes
by Munchie choo choo October 24, 2013