Like a bulldog eating custard

A phrase used to describe the appearance of female genitalia after unprotected sexual intercourse.

Fred: She wanted me to go down on her afterwards.
Jeff: Did you?
Fred: Hell no! It looked like a bulldog eating custard!

by Felgy March 9, 2008

blue veined custard chucker

Extremely vulgar term for one's penis.

"How she wished that she was penetrated by his blue veined custard chucker."

by KHD July 17, 2003

Jungle Custard

The semen of another man queefed by a woman

Growled this girl out and she queefed jungle custard on me

by Sando48 August 31, 2018

chuck my custard

The process of (usually male) ejaculation

'Open your mouth' said Billy 'I'm just about to chuck my custard'

by LCT July 18, 2006

[canadian custard]

when you are at the preparation of your enemies' birthday party or wedding with a severe erection so you ejaculate in the cake batter causing it to mix in with the final cake. (probably not a good idea to have a piece)

the kitchen door was open at my x-girlfriends wedding so i dropped in and left that bitch the canadian custard.

by JDursse January 3, 2009

Lung custard

Like lung butter. Possibly lumpy.

Clotilda Puddingworth coughed up some lung custard. Shall I put this in a sandwich, she wondered.

by Mr Thick December 19, 2012

Pink Custard

Cum mixed with blood

Bitch was on her period so I gave her pink custard.

by The Game Of Toast May 16, 2015