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canon crashing

Fanfiction term for when a Mary Sue or Gary Stu or self-insert not only enters a story and becomes Ms/Mr. Wonderful, but the entire story centers around said Mary Sue or Gary Stu bashing or insulting the canon characters to accomplish its own superiority.

Derived from the terms "party crashing" and "gate crashing," in their meanings of unwanted access to an event by someone who should not be present.
The following passage from a fanfiction that shall be nameless illustrates canon crashing.

Wolfwood looked at her. “Absolutely not! Vash and I are going after a man who just blew up the Second Moon!”

“Which is why,” a deep baritone voice thundered as a huge hand reached down and easily lifted the heavy cross up, “this should be left to us professionals!”

Wolfwood turned about to see Harrisburg holding his Punisher up with one hand. It popped open and deployed its machine gun.

“My, you’re a big one,” he said with a wide grin on his face and sweat rolling off his brow.

Harrisburg grunted. “Nice box gun you have here mister… Let’s go.”
by annoyed reader December 9, 2008
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cushingu

The word inserted with auto-correct when attempting to write "alright".
cushingu
by OpieTaylor March 26, 2011
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Crashing the Helicopter

When you're helicoptering you dick around and your dick slaps you in the nuts.
Crashing the Helicopter
You: man I Crashed the Helicopter last night
your friend: Man that sucks, I hope you weren't planning on having kids ever.
by Hey Scotty... March 6, 2017
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totally crushin'

adj. cool, awesome, or kicks ass.

homestarrunner stuff. Strong Bad's cartoon of TEEN GIRL SQUAD, they say that they are totally crushin'.
I am totally crushin'!
by pyro05x June 29, 2004
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Crushinator

shoving your palms in a females vaginal cavity and ripping it apart. Once this feat is accomplished, you motorboat whatever is left of that beefcake!
Phil: "So how did u like the Crushinator I gave you last night?"

Martha: "It was pleasurable but my pussy is ripped to shreads!"
by Zerox 2022 April 19, 2010
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Crashing out

Sky News: "Brussels is said to be operating on a "working hypothesis of no-deal" after accepting the prime minister "isn't bluffing" about crashing out of the bloc."
by MattSw August 6, 2019
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Crushings Disease

Contracted by looking at Hot Human Beings:

(non-contagious)

Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does

(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~

(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.

(created Kenzie & Katy)
Girl likes guy and has no idea if he has any kind of feelings for her.

So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.

She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"

She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does

She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.
by Crushing Disease Patient September 12, 2013
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