Coma Corpse

A dead body.

"Hey mommy, what's that man doing on the sidewalk?"
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022

Corpse Shopping

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.

Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.

by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012

Corpsed

To be next level hungover

"went hard last night absolutely corpsed rn"

by slimbruddah March 20, 2025

Corpse Nametag

Another name for a gravestone.

He wants his Corpse nametag to say "Here lies Jack, the craziest Mofo around."

by Holly Huntsburg May 6, 2011

corpse cunt

Dead cunt ,frigid,very smelly vagina

That corpse cunt needs a douche her coochie be stanky!

by Lumanaughty March 22, 2024

Corpse Account

Corpse Accounts are when you sign up for an account to join a group and never log back in.

"all these corpse accounts are flooding the fucking discord"

by gilipfilip August 7, 2022

corpse flower

The act of a penis going hard during rigor mortis stage of death of a man.

Chandler - "I found Dustins body in the bed with a corpse flower, it was smaller than i expected."

by Chinook299 January 18, 2024