comfort coding

After a long coding session with your awful superior at work, you start coding complete sense-numbing shit instead of eating twinkies.

In other words: coding to avoid comfort food.

My Superior: "Move this 5 px right. Color this blue. Center the text. Align the text right. No, center. Update AWS settings, wait, don't, color the previous thing green. why did you not update AWS settings?"

Me, the moment he leaves me the fuck alone:
*Splits random css files into smaller ones for 2 hours*
*COMFORT CODING*

by Roeefl December 27, 2017

comfortable pic

An innocent way to say a nude

Kayla, can you send me a Comfortable pic 🤨

by SHADETRR December 30, 2018

comfort player

a sports player you develop some sort of emotional attachment to over the course of watching/supporting a team. a player you find comfort in watching. someone who's personality you vibe with. they're just wholesome and watching them play always puts you in a good mood.

freddie andersen is definitely my comfort player

by bee loves hockey August 9, 2021

comfort party

A group of people joining together during a struggling time, often to serve a purpose which is usually pointless to most blind mice.

group 1: We cant cook our own dinner because I cant find my stereo! help?!
group 2: Don't worry! Come over here for a comfort party and eat with us, We'll take care of it!

by thomas pickleman April 28, 2014

nut comfort

(A) When your underwear aren't to loose or tight.

(B) When there is enough room to spread your legs out

(A) These new underwear provide just the right amount of nut comfort

(B) The back seat of your car sucks , there's no room for nut comfort

by D. Scotty July 7, 2017

widows comforter

What they called the dildo when it was first invented.

at home, her widows comforter awaits her.

by Kkrrp January 15, 2012

Comfort panties

Also known as "Period panties" or as "Granny panties". Comfort panties are the underwear that women use when they are moody, on their period, depressed or sad. These panties can be ripped and/or too big and some even have cum stains.

Girl: Uggg I hate period cramps! If it wasn't for my comfort panties and chocolate, I would be moping around.

by BananaBurguer August 8, 2014