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candy colon

when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.
dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.

do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?
by glow bear May 26, 2017
mugGet the candy colonmug.

Colon Jello

A thick substance that oozes from the rectum. Usually after the consumption and attempted digestion of Taco Bell.
"Cindy ate some of my colon jello with whipped cream."
by Logan Heckyes January 28, 2013
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colon buster

Long object inserted into anus and big enough to bust you're colon. the colon buster
Riley was getting a colon buster it hurt.
by Rexh bby December 20, 2022
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kade colon

kade colon means bald or is a hairless fish
by byethsLOLOLOL May 10, 2019
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rotten colon

A very deadly condition,

that leads to a very severe case of

anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.
The man's farts smell of death, as though he has developed rotten colon.
by Metalmaniac March 23, 2019
mugGet the rotten colonmug.

kebab Colonic

When you eat a Kebab that really just cleans you out!
"god that kebab really fucked me over, iv been in the toilet all morning, absolute Kebab Colonic"
by Gandis March 9, 2010
mugGet the kebab Colonicmug.

colon flex

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.
by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019
mugGet the colon flexmug.

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