Chub twat

A fat pussy
Or
A stupid, fat person

I was hittin that chub twat all night long

That choir boy is a real chub twat

by Chub twatter October 17, 2018

chubs and flubs

The quality of having fat hanging over the front and the back of one's jeans or skirt. Not an attractive quality on anyone.

Bernie knew that his beer belly would not attract any ladies, but he felt proud of the fact that at least he wasn't chubs and flubs.

by von groovy September 1, 2017

chair chubbing

When you lie down on your front, on a massage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too.

Darling I’m just chair chubbing myself up and I’ll be good to go!

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

Ghost chub

A suspected hard-on (but not confirmed or confirmable i.e. the suspect is clothed.)

<M>OMG, Zeke has been making out with Car for the last hour and a half!
<B>w00t! Ghost chub!

by carrieparker November 15, 2007

sub-chub

Sub-Chub . Minor sexual arousal. Sudden, partial erection of the penis due to minor arousal.

Q. Hey man , have you seen the girl/guy that just moved in upstairs?

A. Oh yeah! I saw her/him yesterday and totally got a sub-chub.

by justholdonsparky December 10, 2012

sky chubs

Large fluffy snowflakes.

A minute ago it was raining, but now all I see are sky chubs.

by Craptastical February 22, 2009

Snake Chub

When you get an erection that snakes up your leg and you can feel it slowly striding along the side of your leg.

"Shit man, I'm rockin' a full blown snake chub!"

by swf6877 September 25, 2018