Chris 

Someone you can always trust and confide in, very sexual, usually married and has kids, handsome, buff and kick ass, great body guard

Chris is married :(

Chris by Ganstagreelzz August 4, 2011

Chris 

A totally gorgeous man, usually wears brightly coloured T-shirts.

Likes to dance with "gunfingers" and honestly believes he has "moves"

Hates making decisions and Peas.
If you find a "Chris" then, girls you should hang on to him for life. He's a keeper!

Girl 1 "Look at that guy over there......Yummeh!!"

Girl2 "He is a total Chris! Look at his moves...only he can truely pull off gunfingers with bare ghetto style!"

Girl 1 "Agreed!!"

Chris by MOOSEY-KINS June 1, 2011

chris 

A cool guy who knows how to make people laugh. A Chris is good at almost everything.

A Chris is simply the closest to perfection one can get.

Man, I wish I was more like Chris.

chris by random0027 May 9, 2014

Chris 

Guy ( HOPEFULLY ). Plays sports , and won't hit girls. Hates Pervs and always mistaken for gay ( means happy :D) always thretened and picked on. Won't hit girls cuz he says that he is being a genlteman but some say he is being a gentlewoman. Mostly quiet and everybody says he is EMO.

Week.

" Hey is that guy over there gay "

" Oh him!? Thats Chris. Every one thinks that but nodody knows for sure "

Chris by ShayKates March 30, 2010

Chris 

The bitch.

Stop being such a Chris.

Chris by Jolo May 11, 2013

chris 

an awkward guy who always wears sunglasses, and flails all over the place. looks ridiculous when playing frisbee in his high socks. he somersaults and leaps for the frisbee and lands of fillipino children named guppy after hopping a fence in his hot turqoise shirt with all his grace. however, he is the funniest person ever and everyone needs to play frisbee with him. ur life will b all the better. YAY CHRIS!! ROCK THOSE SUNGLASSES!!!!

chris jumped to get the frisbee, but accidentally injured a young foreign child.

whoa, what a chris!!!

chris by fitzyforever July 8, 2010

Chris 

Girls love Chris's, though most of them arent what you expect. Most are big huge liars, unattractive in many ways, and are big players. Some Chris's can be the hottest thing around, be very funny, and make you laugh your head off.

Person 1: Did you see that guy? He is a biggg liarr!

Person 2: Yeah he looked like a Chris, you can tell by the way he plays those girls

Chris by lalala33333 August 12, 2011