by The-youtube-master September 05, 2020
by meatgeorgejetson December 21, 2010
When two people absolutely need to defaecate at the same time in one toilet, one person assumes the standard seated dumping position. Person 2 wraps their legs around the waist of person 1, crossing their feet behind his/her back. Person 2 wraps their arms around the neck of 1, clinging for dear life, and releases through the "5 Hole" of 1. Challenges produced include avoiding piss in 1's belly button, and feces in the genital region. If done correctly, two dumpers will effectively accomplish the feat cleanly while striking the pose of a baby chimp clutching to his/her mother. For added effect 2 may pick lint/loose articles from the hair of 1.
Also known as a "5 Hole Shit."
Also known as a "5 Hole Shit."
by Frank Rebels, Kominikeke February 06, 2011
The random chimp event will begin in 2022 with a widespread disease known as “monkeypox” where the infected will begin transforming into chimps and lead the new ape uprising
Person 1: Dude, where will you be during the random chimp event?
Person 2: OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH MONKE SUPERIOR BEINGS
Person 2: OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH MONKE SUPERIOR BEINGS
by TumbleMr May 22, 2022
Hey boy, come over to take a shit on my house chimp. You can fuck it before or after you shit on it.
by monkey_hating lover September 01, 2008
by XXImpzorzzxx August 03, 2006
by Sparkee_ February 09, 2021