(n.) cunnillingus performed in the morning, shortly after waking up - so named as a play on "eating pussy"; another word for pussy.
The only thing better than a wake-and-bake is a breakfast of champions.
A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".
A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".
by ka-chan April 12, 2012
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Person 2: Oh shit, hes the Raw Dog Champion!
Person 2: Oh shit, hes the Raw Dog Champion!
by cobbert March 8, 2009
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by Part Ridge October 28, 2007
Get the Campaign contribution mug.When an uncircumcised man pulls his foreskin high up over the end of his penis, forming a repository for liquids. His gay lover then proceeds to ejaculate into this skin-shaped cup, being very careful not to spill any of the delicious semen. Once the glass is full or the supply has run out, you may then proceed to drink from the glass, holding the stem ever so delicately with your thumb and index finger. A monocle is recommend for performing this sophisticated act.
I invited Ezra and Joey out for a drink on Saturday night, but they said they'd been up all night drinking out of their champagne flutes and couldn't make it to the bar. Maybe another time though, they replied.
by Deecon February 21, 2011
Get the Champagne Flute mug.Is when the day you were born corresponds with the age you are turning. Can be celebrated with drinking champagne. This is not always feasible or you may not be of drinking age yet.
Turning 19 on the 19th day of any month.
"Your gonna be 19 on the 19th, that's your champagne birthday. We're getting you smashed"
"Your gonna be 19 on the 19th, that's your champagne birthday. We're getting you smashed"
by rusk November 6, 2008
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dude jon fucked this chick last night, and she must of been 230 lbs. I think that makes him the Heavyweight Champion of Lyndonville
by sammythejuice October 30, 2011
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