When you're so drunk that you have to just sit in a chair for a while and watch the party. Then you rally and get up an hour later. It doesn't count if you puke.
by Chairsitcity November 26, 2011
To get out of your chair and walk away to do something and come back and someone is in/has taken your chair.
by Nate Kampe January 23, 2009
Simliar to carpet burn, but happens more during hot summer days when your skin sticks to the chair. Causing friction/pain when you move
Liv: Maria why are you rubbing your ass?
Maria: Wft no, its my thighs, i got really bad chair burn in Science, it was so hot!
Maria: Wft no, its my thighs, i got really bad chair burn in Science, it was so hot!
by Fandangils November 05, 2013
To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area
by fluffyjacob May 10, 2022
"The Bitching Chair" made famous by Short Stack an Australian band from Budgewoi which consist of Shaun Diviney (lead singer, lead guitar), Andy Clemmensen (back up singer, bass guitar) and Bradie Webb (drummer, keyboard player and dj). Short Stack mentioned the bitching chair in Short Stack TV (found on YouTube) episode 20 on the making of their smash hit Sway Sway Baby! The incident that caused the Bitching Chair was that on the way home from Groovin' the Moo (australian music festival) there was gum on Bradie's car seat and Shaun blames Andy and Andy blames Shaun. Andy proved his case by saying that Shaun had gum on his shirt and Shaun said that he did get gum on his shirt but he 'knows' Andy did it, because he always chews gum. These three boys adventures are hilarious and their second album comes out on November 12, 2010.
Now Bradie's in the bitching chair... Now who do you think put the gum on your chair?
I think Andy did it but since Shaun lies alot I think Shaun did it
I think Andy did it but since Shaun lies alot I think Shaun did it
by Madei is yours... November 14, 2010
A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.
"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."
by daveuk123 April 14, 2021
by jorgepj September 05, 2006