Cuck chair

That single chair in a hotel room that’s always somehow facing the bed.

Me and my wife really liked his vibe so we took him back to our hotel room and I sat in the cuck chair and watched.

by Tcrain1017 June 5, 2021

Chairman Meow

A fucking awesome name for a cat.

If I had a cat, he'd be named Chairman Meow.

by My name June 11, 2006

chair warmer

A work colleague whose only possible contribution to the workplace could be warming their own chair, as they are utterly useless at everything else required of them

Paul: Why can't Jason do those reports?

Shane: Because he is just a bloody chair warmer!

by not happy Jane August 13, 2009

Chain Yanker

n., 1.) Cultural agent provocateur; 2.) a secret agent; 3.) a cage rattler; 4.) a winder-upper; 5.) a troublemaker

Dude, don't believe half what that guy is saying to you. He's just a chain yanker, winding you up.

by kidjones February 17, 2010

Chairborne corps

These are military troops who do a desk job rather than deploy into the field.

As the Sergeant aged he became increasingly pleased with plans to join the Chairborne Corps instead of an Airborne battalion.

by I, Wreckerrr May 29, 2021

b chain

A little bitch chain for a nigga dat don't got no gold.

I be flexing in my ice, but that bitch has a little b chain.

by JWiggles February 23, 2017

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

by Arkaaito December 9, 2008