Capitalitis

The condition brought about by the ravages of capitalism in someone's life, as it pertains to their creativity and their general pursuit of happiness. Basically, suffering from the need to earn a living in a way that does not fulfill their deeper purpose.

I wonder if John suffers from capitalitis? He can't make ends meet but he seems to have given up wanting to work for someone else at a dead end job.

by AngelEowyn February 11, 2023

Capitalistification

Capitalism - but written in a way to piss off the Germans

Oi Konstatine - ur a fucking capitalistification whore

by Mikcoxhard February 23, 2023

Capitalist pig

Fellas who make you live to work and work to live, basically the enemy of a people.

In USSR whenever a Red soldier saw a fat Pindo, he would say " Get that Capitalist pig,, Blyat"

by Comrade Stalin 123456 July 13, 2023

selective capitalization

When you decide to capitalize certain proper nouns based on whether or not you like the person, place, or thing.

"I really enjoy the Keith Olbermann show."
"Cool, how do you feel about the Sean Hannity show?"
"I hate sean hannity."
"Using selective capitalization, huh?"
"Indeed."

by MRMEX July 8, 2009

Under Capitalized

When the younger generation types emails in all lower case, disregarding the proper rules of grammar and style. Since they're so used to no-rules texting they can't use proper punctuation in emails.

Their emails are Under Capitalized!

to mark:

that was my concern. nothing worse than trying to get cindy and larry to agree. thanks

david

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David,

Your email was Under Capitalized!

-Mark

by MarkZ June 22, 2012

Congregational Capitalists

Wealth worshiping religious extremists, who praise God and worship money while posing as Christians and using their wealth to oppress and exploit their fellow man by funding politicians' political campaigns. They stand before a nation of people and testilie about their faith and virtue.

Congregational Capitalists are responsible for the 2008 Domestic Economic Terrorist Attack that destroyed our nation's economy.

by Wisdom Seeker November 8, 2014

Kings of Capital Hill

Collectively the Legislative and Executive branches of the United States Government.

So named because they do not pay taxes, determine their own pay raises, have their own health care and personal security all at the tax payer's expense. Similar to Medieval Feudal Kings.

The Kings of Capital Hill want to expand "Gun Control".

by K-Town 326 September 6, 2009