A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.
by Thomas Kielbasa May 30, 2017
After they rose from the dead, Chris accidentaly released the container with fresh zombies into the drive-in theater. Apart from this, Embry and Jacob stayed watching anime, it's business as usual.
by AngeloValentino March 06, 2019
Doing someone up the bum so hard that they can't stand afterwards from the shock of the bum business
by Smurf&ducky July 30, 2017
Coach - " Are you going to be ready to go this week #7?"
Player - " Oh yeah coach, no doubt. You know I'm 'Bout Business.
Player - " Oh yeah coach, no doubt. You know I'm 'Bout Business.
by phrasee January 05, 2010
by KAZ-2Y5 May 14, 2020
A person who's constantly up to something, wether it be talking shit, doing laundry, running in the neighborhood, visiting family, working overtime, mowing the lawn, talking to strangers like they are family, they are the type of people to say "howdy"
by SmithJacks September 15, 2020
noun - Usually an occurance during a one night stand; the business meeting takes place when, upon entering the bedroom, both parties are nude at a strikingly fast rate and go immediately into sex. There is no foreplay. This is straight fucking. Also, one of the parties leaves immediately after as no one hangs around the conference room after a business meeting.
Yeah, I took Jan home from the bar last night. We go to her house and it was a straight business meeting. I don't even think we kissed. I was back at the club in an hour, and I think I lost a sock.
by dmalanowski January 08, 2010