business poop

A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.

Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops

by Thomas Kielbasa May 30, 2017

Business Wanker

Low tier management, climbing the corporate ladder but just above peon and thinks they're the shit. Dresses in brand head to toe but drives a people carrier. Plays sport with other business wankers. Probably got a wankery name like Rory, Gavin or Gary

Gav is off to play golf with his fellow business wanker friends.

by Aimybot September 17, 2016

Gyang Business

KRRR BOOWWWWW GYAAAAAANGGGGG

Person 1 What kind of business?
Person 2 GYANG BUSINESSS BOW BOW

by Gyyyyyaaannggg December 11, 2022

Family Business

Saving people, hunting things.

Crowley: What’s the line? Saving people, hunting things - the family business.

by KAZ-2Y5 May 13, 2020

Busy bee

A person who's constantly up to something, wether it be talking shit, doing laundry, running in the neighborhood, visiting family, working overtime, mowing the lawn, talking to strangers like they are family, they are the type of people to say "howdy"

My neighbor is such a fucking busy bee, I get woken up at like 5am to him mowing his fucking lawn.

by SmithJacks September 15, 2020

im busy

Basically means “fuck you”

“Im busy” while laughing
The most un-genuine “im busy”
He basically said “fuck you” to me
So I now I see how it is

by CodyMetal July 21, 2021

business meeting

noun - Usually an occurance during a one night stand; the business meeting takes place when, upon entering the bedroom, both parties are nude at a strikingly fast rate and go immediately into sex. There is no foreplay. This is straight fucking. Also, one of the parties leaves immediately after as no one hangs around the conference room after a business meeting.

Yeah, I took Jan home from the bar last night. We go to her house and it was a straight business meeting. I don't even think we kissed. I was back at the club in an hour, and I think I lost a sock.

by dmalanowski January 8, 2010