crab buffet

when someone with a lot of crabs is in a steam room and a lot of people start to eat them

ummmmm crab buffet

by cardscub April 13, 2010

Crowd Buffer

A person (friend or stranger) you elect to walk in front of you in a crowded area, acting as a shield from the surrounding masses and allowing safe passage by following closely in their wake.

The hallway was very crowded so i found a crowd buffer so I wouldn't have to wade through them

by hugh_jass89 September 28, 2010

Layoff Buffer

The people who work slower than you. If a layoff happens you can feel confident that you are secure because these people will act as a layoff buffer.

I am not worried about a layoff because Ron still works here and he is my Layoff Buffer.

by doctoroctos September 30, 2010

Rio Buffet

the act of giving a blow job reversed while allowing the nut-sack to rest on the eyes.

man, my girl was complaining about not getting enough sleep, so i delt her a Rio Buffet to clear the bags from under her eyes!

by jackswift87 December 29, 2010

Ghetto Buffer

The area of ghetto and bad neighborhoods that separates a major city from the surrounding suburbs. To get to downtown, one must either go through, or around the Ghetto Buffer.

Wife: Honey, why are you getting on the freeway? It's a shorter trip on the smaller roads because of all the traffic on the interstate.
Husband: I'm not driving this car through those shitty neighborhoods. We have to avoid the Ghetto Buffer.

by Konbadboi July 26, 2016

fart buffer

The wind present in your bowel that stops you from needing a ful blown poo

Last night was really embarrassing. I used my fart buffer up and shit myself on the way to the night club

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017

boneless buffet

A gangbang your girl goes to

Honey do you wanna go to the boneless buffet

by dude named Tyler from shawano June 22, 2019