"Your friend likes to clean alot, huh?"
"Yeah! We call him fruit of the broom!"
".... Oh. That's.... original."
"Yeah! We call him fruit of the broom!"
".... Oh. That's.... original."
by TeeJayDubDub February 10, 2022
by TikkiStyles July 30, 2021
Oh Hey,it's Mr Broom the Janitor!
by ZhenQi January 09, 2021
when your single parental figure (mom, dad, guardian, etc.) meets someone new and gets completely swept away (like what a broom does) by them to the point where you are invisible and irrelevant in a very short period of time and the only thing important to them is this new person. daddy brooms will blow their cash, give up their time, and overall just simp for this person that's not even that special. daddy brooms are what you wrap around your finger with
by mexicanita blancita July 13, 2020
"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."
by lar snort September 14, 2019
To do someone's chores or other tedious work on their behalf, often in the context of a lazy person or someone using weaponized incompetence to avoid the work.
A dialogue in which the term "push someone's broom" is used:
George: "What happened between you and Rosanna down in Texarkana?"
Sanger: "We're exes now; wanted me to push her broom."
George: "What happened between you and Rosanna down in Texarkana?"
Sanger: "We're exes now; wanted me to push her broom."
by meluvcheese August 21, 2024
by mathmonkey March 11, 2009