Brent can be a serious person at first glance but when knowing them deeper you will find out how funny of a person they can be with a welcoming personality with no hesitation
by Jklssad January 22, 2022
Get the Brentmug. to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
by gusgus69 December 6, 2024
Get the Brent Johnsonmug. Brent is a very good judge Judy Imitator, has a horse cock, very hot and has to deal with Chantelle the stripper picasso mcsquishytitties. He’s defo mclovin it rn.
Never fails to give you the dish soap to fold your dishes.
Never fails to give you the dish soap to fold your dishes.
Person 1: holy shite is Brent wearing grey sweats?
Person 2:it appears so.
Person 1: does he have 3 legs?
Me: indubitably.;)
Person 2:it appears so.
Person 1: does he have 3 legs?
Me: indubitably.;)
by Suicideboysloveorangechicken November 23, 2022
Get the Brentmug. by bfez September 26, 2022
Get the brent fezmug. Someone who is Brent McCraw is a sexy emo uwu boy who loves to eat food. He loves making underage sweet love to his pansexual transsexual Zi/Zem boyfriend Evan. He is known as a fat chunky meatball who loves to look on Facebook Marketplace for broken vehicles and boast about his sugar-loaded fat-induced American lunch every weekday.
by Hybr1dBlast October 18, 2022
Get the Brent McCrawmug. Brent will probably have brown hair if he doesn’t then he is not really a Brent. Brent’s favorite food is probably pizza. Brent’s personality is very sarcastic. He usually likes to run.
Brent is tall
by Hdjehdghdjekejegdudjejejjdjd November 30, 2021
Get the Brentmug. Brent and Mikaela have the strongest bond between any human on earth period.
They are connected threw heart and soul and will be together til the end of time.
Mikaela is way better looking but Brent doesn’t care he’ll have her back for anything and Mikaela will make sure Brent is ok in the end. <3
They are connected threw heart and soul and will be together til the end of time.
Mikaela is way better looking but Brent doesn’t care he’ll have her back for anything and Mikaela will make sure Brent is ok in the end. <3
by Mikaelas boyfriend March 24, 2023
Get the Brent and Mikaelamug.