by DrKnowITalll August 16, 2025
Get the Brenting mug.1. (noun) – A Brenting is an act so reckless, so unhygienic, and so tragically common that it should probably be reported to the CDC. Symptoms include regret, dehydration, the sudden inability to sit comfortably, and the haunting realization that you were definitely not his first victim that night.
2. (verb) – To Brent someone is to leave them emotionally hollow, physically compromised, and questioning whether they need to send an apology text to their mother. It’s less of an intimate experience and more of a biological hazard.
3. (lifestyle) – To live like a Brent is to be a walking public service announcement on why people should use protection and always verify their Uber before getting in. A Brent doesn’t just ghost—he vanishes, leaving behind nothing but lingering shame and an unexplained burning sensation.
2. (verb) – To Brent someone is to leave them emotionally hollow, physically compromised, and questioning whether they need to send an apology text to their mother. It’s less of an intimate experience and more of a biological hazard.
3. (lifestyle) – To live like a Brent is to be a walking public service announcement on why people should use protection and always verify their Uber before getting in. A Brent doesn’t just ghost—he vanishes, leaving behind nothing but lingering shame and an unexplained burning sensation.
1. Noun: Example:
Bro 1: “Dude, what happened to your lips?”
Bro 2: “Ugh… got a Brenting last night.”
Bro 1: “Man, go get tested.”
2. Verb:
Bro 1: “I heard you went home with Brent last night.”
Bro 2: “Yeah, I woke up with a rash and a sudden appreciation for monogamy.”
2. Lifestyle
Bro 1: “Dude, why are you scrubbing yourself like that?”
Bro 2: “I can still feel the Brent.”
Bro 1: “Soap won’t help. That’s a spiritual stain.”
Bro 1: “Dude, what happened to your lips?”
Bro 2: “Ugh… got a Brenting last night.”
Bro 1: “Man, go get tested.”
2. Verb:
Bro 1: “I heard you went home with Brent last night.”
Bro 2: “Yeah, I woke up with a rash and a sudden appreciation for monogamy.”
2. Lifestyle
Bro 1: “Dude, why are you scrubbing yourself like that?”
Bro 2: “I can still feel the Brent.”
Bro 1: “Soap won’t help. That’s a spiritual stain.”
by DMM78 February 15, 2025
Get the Brenting mug.A paranoid man who trusts no one but himself.
but still believes shady sites as long as they confirm his belief's.
probably homophobic but definitely distrusts governments and doctors.
but still believes shady sites as long as they confirm his belief's.
probably homophobic but definitely distrusts governments and doctors.
did you hear about about so-and-so's dad?
yeah he's such a Brent isnt he?
for real, he is the kind of guy who would believe things written on urban dictionary.
yeah he's such a Brent isnt he?
for real, he is the kind of guy who would believe things written on urban dictionary.
by deep cock galactic March 21, 2023
Get the Brent mug.The most inseparable duo on plant earth, their love holds no bounds on time and is to believed to be immortal.
Mikaela-The smart ,pretty , hardworking match to Brents flame
Brent-Tall, Comforting, Energetic flame to light Mikaelas spirits
They are to believed to be the most attractive people in the world.
When they have kids church bells everywhere will ring.
Mikaela is obviously the better looking out of the two but Brent doesn’t care they love each other and that’s all that matters.<3
Mikaela-The smart ,pretty , hardworking match to Brents flame
Brent-Tall, Comforting, Energetic flame to light Mikaelas spirits
They are to believed to be the most attractive people in the world.
When they have kids church bells everywhere will ring.
Mikaela is obviously the better looking out of the two but Brent doesn’t care they love each other and that’s all that matters.<3
by Mikaelas boyfriend March 24, 2023
Get the Brent and Mikaela mug.Brent and Mikaela have the strongest bond between any human on earth period.
They are connected threw heart and soul and will be together til the end of time.
Mikaela is way better looking but Brent doesn’t care he’ll have her back for anything and Mikaela will make sure Brent is ok in the end. <3
They are connected threw heart and soul and will be together til the end of time.
Mikaela is way better looking but Brent doesn’t care he’ll have her back for anything and Mikaela will make sure Brent is ok in the end. <3
by Mikaelas boyfriend March 24, 2023
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