Brendan's fantasy football team

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"

1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"

by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017

Brendan

Brendan is a lovely guy he is funny and caring towards his mates but cant take a joke. Brendan loves his year 14 year old girls, is that smart that some people call him mega-mind and absolutely loves male dogs.

WOW did you see what that guy did to his male dog? Yeah he must following Brendan

by Abka September 27, 2017

Brendan

An anime character. "The Jolly Ginger". "GingerBreadman". Has his own bankai. A high schooler with his own anime.

Yo, you see Brendan fight that *insert generic anime villain*! It was sick!

by Lightrell September 30, 2017

brendan beaver

A human with particularity large teeth. Also has a mother of extreme beauty.

Brendan Beaver Boner is very cute.

by DaddyRice April 19, 2018

Brendan

Spoiled white privileged Christian.

Dan: Did you see Brendan Today?

Alan: Yes, he was going to church

by Name a Christian November 5, 2017

brendan and alyssa

The two people everyone wants to be. The highschool couple everyone falls in love with. The perfect match. Soul mates. the girl, though beautiful and amazing in every way. Still looks up to the man. Athletic, intelligent, hilarious and an amazing boyfriend. These are the lovebirds everyone wants to know.

Brendan and alyssa are a cute couple

by Definition name November 20, 2017

Brendan Fix

Skiddadle Skadoodle his dick is now a noodle!!! THIS GUY IS A FUCKING JERK!!!!

Don't be a Brendan Fix

by Skidaddle Skadoodle January 13, 2018