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boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".
Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.
by OneStarGator September 20, 2017
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Boxer brownies

I just made boxer brownies, would you like one?
by Cowboy311 March 8, 2015
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one boxer

A person who would choose the single opaque box rather than taking both the opaque box and the box that contains 100 dollars in the scenario known as Newcomb's paradox.
Steve and Mike are one boxers because they believe they can have an affect on what the demon put in the box beforehand.
by Deffy Dog October 31, 2021
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German boxer

A sexual method when the woman gets on her knees and the man stands with his legs apart. And she jerks him with one hand while giving him head and using her other hand tap his balls sack lightly, to stimulate the his balls.
by ShinMarvel April 18, 2023
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Boxer Swap

The act of physically trading boxer shorts with a friend. The swapped boxer shorts must be worn by each participating party to complete the transaction.
“We were at the pub last night and Frank and Travis did a boxer swap”
by Surrodick August 31, 2019
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boxer down

A male, typically heterosexual, willing to exchange sexual favors for money and/or drugs.
Dude that guy will “Boxer Down” for drugs! He’s down like that!
by Jitzer October 25, 2020
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