one boxer

A person who would choose the single opaque box rather than taking both the opaque box and the box that contains 100 dollars in the scenario known as Newcomb's paradox.

Steve and Mike are one boxers because they believe they can have an affect on what the demon put in the box beforehand.

by Deffy Dog October 31, 2021

boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".

Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.

by OneStarGator September 20, 2017

Tonsil boxer

The act of bumping your tonsils with the head of a penis while performing felacio. This is done by taking the cock down your throat. Humming sounds are a great attribute.

Do you you see those big suck my cock lips on that bitch. I hope that she is a tonsil boxer.

by BADASSGUNNY May 24, 2015

brown his boxers

Shit his pants.

Trump said he would have entered the school to stop the shooter. Actually he would have brown his boxers.

by Pee-partier. May 8, 2018

Boxer-briefs

A type of popularly worn underwear for males. They are slightly looser than briefs, but not as loose as boxers. Popular because they provide comfortable support for the penis and testicles.

Joe gave Ollie a wedgie, it didn't hurt that much because he was wearing boxer-briefs.

by Spectreactivecamo December 3, 2021

Boxer

Handsome boo who lives in a box. Best box boy around

Here come boxer that handsome boi

by Garfiery October 7, 2020

Bandana Boxer

Someone who can throw hands and can box pretty well and is not meant to be messed with. Someone who can do any type of boxing, but they always have to have a bandana on. It's a requirement for them to have a bandana. If they can do all of those things but does not have a bandana, then they're just a boxer.

Joe: Hey guys, who's that dude who has a bandana on?
Bob: I think he's just doing boxing moves.
Henry: Nah bro, that dude right there is a bandana boxer.
Bob: Dang bro, I never heard of a bandana boxer.

by pepsigod October 20, 2023