International: The act of hitting someone, primarily with a baseball bat to the head
Meme: A dog hitting another dog in the head with a baseball bat with the caption "go to horny jail *bonk*" This meme was popular in 2020 and still is
British: The act of having sex with someone
Meme: A dog hitting another dog in the head with a baseball bat with the caption "go to horny jail *bonk*" This meme was popular in 2020 and still is
British: The act of having sex with someone
"oh that guy is so hot I would fuck him anyday"
*Bonk*
"Go to horny jail"
OR
"Aight mate?"
"Yeah not so bad how are you"
"I'm feeling splendid, just bonked the wife last night, and I finished right as the daughter walked in"
"Damn you had a wild night"
*Bonk*
"Go to horny jail"
OR
"Aight mate?"
"Yeah not so bad how are you"
"I'm feeling splendid, just bonked the wife last night, and I finished right as the daughter walked in"
"Damn you had a wild night"
by dErpyto3z July 24, 2022
Get the Bonkmug. When the scout from team fortress asks if anybody is keeping track of any of the heads he's battered in with his metal bat.
by absolutely BONKers! August 3, 2023
Get the BONK!mug. by Bonkdefines April 4, 2020
Get the Bonk assmug. A act of humorous resistance. The thing you do to the helmets of cops dressed up in riot gear with an empty water cooler to protect yourself from their completely unnecessary violent force against your peaceful university pro-Palestine demonstration.
That well-informed college student on the right side of history just “bonked” that police officer on the head with an empty water cooler! Legend.
by Ceasefirenow April 28, 2024
Get the Bonkmug. by bhaddiebonk October 1, 2020
Get the bonkmug. Bonk can also mean a completely flopped shot, like a fired bullet just dunks barely 100ft away on to the ground or the shot goes 30-50ft on the side of the target. When talking about shooting a tank, or a gun in a video game or irl.
"I aimed the shot perfectly but it bonked right in front of him."
"I think this tanks gun is nothing but a bonk machine."
-John "Wanna play a game of darts?"
-Jane "Sure, but with my skills, I think I'm going to bonk every dart so watch out your feet!"
"I think this tanks gun is nothing but a bonk machine."
-John "Wanna play a game of darts?"
-Jane "Sure, but with my skills, I think I'm going to bonk every dart so watch out your feet!"
by Jutnau January 24, 2023
Get the Bonkmug. Used when a person, mostly in the VTuber world, commits an act that is considered inappropriate, displeasing, wrong or in a wholesome case, playful.
As stated before, It can be used a form of admiration for being horny to a VTuber by not “looking respectfully.” Then proceeds the “Bonk” from them.
As stated before, It can be used a form of admiration for being horny to a VTuber by not “looking respectfully.” Then proceeds the “Bonk” from them.
VTuber: Your looking at the accessory withing the area specified? Not the somewhere else that may or may not... You know... led you a stray?
Viewer: “Looking Respectfully.” Eye Emoji
VTuber: Suuurrreee... If you say so... Wait. What's that? Booba? Thighs? Armpits? Looks like I'm going a bonking spree. Step right up, you degenerates.
Viewer: “Looking Respectfully.” Eye Emoji
VTuber: Suuurrreee... If you say so... Wait. What's that? Booba? Thighs? Armpits? Looks like I'm going a bonking spree. Step right up, you degenerates.
by TeamateNumberZero August 31, 2021
Get the Bonkmug.