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An internet "massage board" is where likeminded posters can massage the egos of each other by telling them how wonderful they are.
Sorry, I can't think of an example of massage boards but I'm sure that such behaviour goes on on a lot of message boards.
by Doghouse Riley December 25, 2007
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Boned

*Why haven't we Boned yet?
by nightterror November 18, 2009
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Ouija board

A Parker brothers game originating from talking boards which have been around for centuries. The board is similar to a game board, with yes, no, ouija, the full alphabet, the numbers 0-9 and goodbye printed on it. includes a planchette which is a heart shaped piece of plastic on three legs with a clear piece of plastic for viewing. You play by placing the planchette on the board and putting your fingers on the planchette, usually played in groups of two or more. The planchette moves by itself, according to people that believe that the ouija board communicates with spirits. Some people believe that the people playing are moving the planchette subconsiously. Supposed to fortell the future and know all by some. A staple of teenage sleepovers and horror movies starting teenagers.
The Ouija board said that I'm going to marry David.
by Evil Bella January 7, 2004
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Undocked School Board

A term used often to describe school board members who have no idea how a school operates. These members usually get elected in small, isolated, ignorant communities. The members dift aimlessly from topic to topic during meetings and promote their personal agendas that do damage to the school district. This type of school board drives away good instructors and makes it difficult for district administration to hire quality people.
District Superintendent: This newly elected school board I have to work with is impossible. They continue to break laws by discussing items in violation of the open meeting laws. This is an undocked school board!

Elementary School Principal: No kidding, Pawhuska is one ignorant community for electing these people.
by Skypie November 22, 2011
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boKed

To mean in bed or asleep.
Using "OK" as a person when looked at sideways in between the word bed.
Sideways person in bed.
"yo man, stop texting me, i'm boKed"
"i think dondi is boKed"
by dkcheung November 18, 2009
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baedar

baedar |ˈbā, där| pronounced like “bay”
noun: informal, humorous, diminutive (uncountable)

bae + -dar

This word is used to describe:
• the supposed ability of one to recognize if their romantic partner is nearby through incalculable means, similar to extrasensory perception (ESP).
• the alleged capacity of one to find their romantic partner with precision and speed by similar means of very slight indications or other elements of intuitiveness- in settings in which such would seem challenging, e.g. public events, crowded restaurants.

In contemporary use in the United States, bae is a term of endearment and can be used to mean significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, lover, darling, babe, baby etc. The etymological origins of bae are said to be the shortened form of baby or babe. Some synonyms include boo and beau.

As a suffix -dar signifies the ability to detect a thing, and is often used humorously. The etymological origins of -dar come from the word radar; which was originally an acronym coined by the U.S. Navy in 1940, meaning Radio Detection And Ranging. Other derivatives of radar include, jewdar and gaydar.

Baedar consequently is a colloquialism formed through the process of derivation and reflects the contemporary concepts and the emerging need to communicate our distinctive, yet instinctive, connections to others.

Synonyms: boodar and beaudar
"Girl how did you know your man was going to be here? You must have some baedar or something!"

Its first use was idiolect by nature. After a long three-hour course in Applied Research Methods, at 121 South Main Street in Providence Rhode Island, in Brown University’s Public Health School, on the second floor, one student asked her friend if her baedar picked up on the fact that her bae was down the hall in the computer lab.
by Idiolect K March 3, 2015
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nova boards

a teen message board that once was a great online growing teen community. turned into a piece of worthless shit when an asshole named Jack took over, and now is known for its sluts and hos that parade in and out of novaadults.com
When Jackass took over Nova, it became a piece of worthless shit
by SharonChick January 21, 2004
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