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Bluetooth

A COVID-19 gangbang where multiple people want to connect but cannot because the internet connection is unstable
"God I want you but I'm totally Bluetoothed right now!"

The poly party was cancelled due to Bluetooth and our incompatible pairings.
by Rimn'at April 6, 2020
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Bluetooth Defense

A tactic to defend oneself from those who see talking to oneself as an indication of mental problems.
Johnnie is sitting in his room, talking to himself, and his friends walk in on him. Johnnie will immediately deny that he was talking to himself and will instead claim that he was talking on Bluetooth. This is known as the Bluetooth defense
by Joselino May 4, 2008
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bluetooth moment

omg you can see that chicks g-string through her pants-BLUETOOTH MOMENT! ROWL! BUUUAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
by late Cummer April 16, 2006
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Blueteeth

The plural form of Bluetooth.
Often found in mall food courts, by people who are usually driving pieces of absolute shit, but feel the need to look rich, a.k.a, insane by talking to "themselves" due to the lack of evidence of some kind of phone device.
Blueteeth TEXTING: I WANT YOUR WET PUSSY.

Hey, who is that guy at Chinese express talking to himself?!
-Seriously, he better have blueteeth or he just escaped from the mental institution.

The other day Sally was caught texting on her blueteeth, too bad she's a retard anyways, this only confirmed the fact.
by Daniel Bracleta August 8, 2008
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bluetoothing

The social act of exchanging files, information, and what else is in your mobile phone or PDA through the use of bluetooth} file transfer technology.
Joe: Hey guys, what do you think of this?
Jane and Jill: Don't disturb us. Don't you see we are bluetoothing?
by Mac Manchego July 7, 2008
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Bluetooth Head Set

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth head set at that party."
by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009
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BlueTurtle

To give absolutely zero fucks for the well-being of the space you are currently living in.
Yo did you see him throw that full 30 at the wall. He BlueTurtled that spot.

In between the broken fish, shattered TV, and beer soaked carpet I would say that place got BlueTurtled.
by King Turtle June 2, 2013
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