Big Bongo

A female with a particularly large ass that one would consider spanking viciously

Damn, look at the big Big Bongo on that fine female.

by Stank Chicken November 21, 2019

blong

Taking a bong hit and getting a blowjob simultaneously

Dude that hot chick gave me the best blong ever.

by UBCstoner February 23, 2010

Bingo bango bongo

The best National Hockey League goaltender of all time, and the franchise player of the Vancouver Canucks. aka Bobby Lou, aka Luongod, aka Roberto Luongo.

"BINGO BANGO BONGO, his name is Roberto LUONGO" - Tom Larscheid, Team 1040.

by Jason "CanuckGod" C. December 15, 2008

blonko

The equivalent to the n word for white people

My blonkos my blonkos

by Bluedevil33 August 17, 2016

Bongol

An instrument designed by the Bongoloids used in meme warfare

When the Bongoloids crested the hill, they unleashed the almighty, intimidating sound of the Bongol

by xH3NT41xF4PP3Rx5UPPR3M3 October 9, 2018

um-bongoed

Very drunk. Etymology: the recently-revived 1980s fruit drink Um Bongo.

("Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!" TV advert probably pulled owing to minimal likelihood of the Congolese actually shipping in long-life tropical fruit drinks from the UK.)

"Elspeth, what made you put this half-bagel in the DVD tray?" "Oh sorry mate, I was completely um-bongoed..."

by Weather Eye December 11, 2007

Coco Bongoed

To be declined entry into an establishment, usually a nightclub, mainly due to looking and acting like a bum i.e. being um-bongoed

Aww man, I got Coco Bongoed last night. I was wearing flip flops and stank of piss

by Grant McUnit December 6, 2010