Blockee

Someone you block on social media because their posts are annoying, narcissistic or inappropriate.

Elizabeth is a recent blockee because of her endless postings of self-made photoshoots.

by Mombx2 September 4, 2019

cock blockus

When in a game of blockus you block another players move by using the cock shaped piece (upside down T). Also can be said any time you play the cock piece.

I had the game in the bag then Smitty went a cock blockus-ed my. What a shit head!

by rat killah June 17, 2009

ball blocked

being kept from playing on the basketball court.

We keep getting ball blocked by other people on the court.

by Br33zE February 17, 2010

Comment-blocked

To dissuade others from commenting on someone's status by posting a distracting reply.

Stacy's Facebook status: "Wow, so messy! It's like Charlie Sheen's been living here."
Emma's reply: "Charlie Sheen is an underrated actor."
Stacy's reply: "You totally just comment-blocked me"

by The Ultra Lame 14-year-olds January 5, 2011

swagger blocked

when someone intentionally disrupts your act of swag.

I dont know what happened. Soulja Boy just came in and swagger blocked me!

by ballerstatus212 November 19, 2010

Droid blocked

When you tell your iPhone friends that you're thinking of switching to the Droid only to have one of them run right out and do it first.

I told my bros I was going to change phones but before I could one of them nabbed the one I wanted. I was totally Droid Blocked.

by crawdaddywaits April 13, 2011

Coffee Blocked

Rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you've been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.

When someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.

"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."

by Wazzu Otaku October 4, 2011