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Blizzness

(n,v) Any and all weed-related transaction/commerce or smokery; the act of rolling a blunt.
1)I'm tired of these pussy Smirnoffs, let's get down to blizzness.
2)Mind your own fucking blizzness bro, you always ask me for hits and I hate juggalos cause you don't wash your hair and you all look like a bunch of serial rapists whose only social skills consist of saying 'whoop whoop' to an occasional weakling. Fuck Insane Clown in their gaping herpfested Posse.
3)That was some serious blizzness last night man. I can't even look my wife in the eyes. Not because my eyes are still red but because I think I smoked myself gay.
4)Pleasure doing blizzness with you good sir! I'm gonna have that grandaddy purp next week. Not like yo nigga ass can afford it, but hey, niggas will be niggas nahmeen?
5)Let me call you back real quick Mom, I'm kinda in the middle of some blizzness right now and can't think straight.
by Frosty Da Broman July 11, 2011
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Brazilian Blizzard

When you stick a 2g cocaine rock in a Brazilian bitch's ass and let her fart it out on your face.
Fuck. I waste so much cocaine doing a Brazilian Blizzard, but it's totes mcgoats worth it.
by BatmanCrows January 19, 2012
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Blizztard

It's the name given to retards that play "Blizzard" brand games like "World Of Warcraft."
Melissa: "Come on Drew we're going to be late."
Drew: I can't I am fighting a mage in the mystical forrest."
Melissa: "You're such a Blizztard."
by Hobo Destroyer November 10, 2009
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oreo blizzard

five guys stand over a girl and shave their pubes so they fall on the girl's face and then the guys cum all over her face so it looks like an oreo blizzard.
Mikehey have you given anyone an oreo blizzard yet?
Millimeter Matt yeah me and my buddies got this asian real good.
by theonewhocries December 29, 2009
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blizzled

the act of being blazed
dude, lets go get blizzled
by e d O double g December 16, 2007
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Blizzard stick

"Yo, lets light up that blizzard stick"
by the kline of felds April 2, 2010
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blizzarian

pronunciation (blizz-air-ee-an) noun: a person who is well versed in the art of blunt rolling
i'm still learning how to roll..one day, though, i'll be a true blizzarian
by shiggashoogma March 2, 2011
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