The Russian Bidet

The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.

Man, this chick I met last night was so freaky, she got me to give her “The Russian Bidet”.

by Absolute_Toaster April 18, 2023

Bideting

A sex act where one person takes a large sip of water and holds it in their mouth while another person squats over their face. The first person then squirts the water up into the second person's anus, for the purpose of sexual stimulation.

my gf and i tried bideting last night, it was awesome!

by trubbish86 March 7, 2024

Vomit Bidet

When one person squats over another who is laying on their back and farts into their mouth until the person laying on their back projectile vomits into the squatting persons asshole

I ate so much broccoli today i cant wait for you to give me a vomit bidet from my farts.

by skoolbuss February 3, 2024

Bidet

Giving yourself a bidet

When you poop and the toilet water splashes up at your butthole

Guy 1: I just gave myself a bidet!
Guy 2: you must’ve had a huge poop!

by boboobobobob December 6, 2019

bideting

A sexual act in which a person squats over the face of a second person, who has a mouthful of water. The second person then spits out the mouthful of water into the first person's genital and/or anal area, similar to how a bidet would be used.

The initial cleanliness of the first person's groin and/or anus can vary based on both parties' personal tastes.

"My partner and I were doing some bideting last night..."

by kcntarte March 7, 2024

walk in bidet

taking a shower immediately after shitting, usually caused by lack of toilet paper.

Bobby realized he was out of toilet paper mid dump, not to fear the walk in bidet is here.

by Fallout44 January 2, 2017

Trail Bidet

When you shit on the trail and your buddy squirts beer up your ass to clean in up.

I had no toilet paper on the trail and had to dump so buddy gave me a trail bidet.

by skidooboyspoopin December 17, 2024