bell-me-balls

The act of slapping ones testicles in a semi-sexual manor. Bitch.

Oi, I needs to give me big boy bitch a bell-me-balls. Bitch.

by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010

Bell head

bell-like head of a penis

Man, Danny mohon is a bell head

by The real Nikki July 20, 2009

bell-end

My neighbour is one. And so is her entire family. They are known as a flock of Bell-ends.

"Oi, you're all Bell-ends". This is an example of me saying hello to the family next door.

by sebastian johansonson January 15, 2006

Bell ash

Another definition for a male's nob cheese

That Mark Swinno just swallowed that lads bell ash!

by Doctor Bash May 15, 2009

bell a man

Could you ring me please
Please ring me dear friend

please bell a man bruv
oi bruv bell a man

by GoonerJD March 22, 2011

bell curve of banter

The Bell Curve of Banter is a scale used to determine whither a joke or action is funny or "too far". One would compare the action which has just occurred with a typical bell curve with the very apex of the curve being top notch banter where everyone is having a great time. If any parties involved are adversely affected to the point where they are no longer enjoying themselves then the current exchange has surpassed the Bell Curve of Banter.

John: "Did you see that?! I just ruined Mike's chances with that girl!"
Gary:"Nah man. That's too far. You've surpassed the bell curve of banter."

by CraigJDuffy March 30, 2016

bell tavern

One of the upscale neighborhoods in Downingtown. Basically a neighborhood in Downingtown that used to have many white people, but it’s now full of Indians. However, these Indians are all very close-knit and they hold “Diwali Parties” which are apparently a HUGE deal. There’s some brown kids in the neighborhood that try to act white, but nobody likes them. Every kid in this community goes to STEM Academy. East Ward Elementry School is the Elementary School that the kids go to. It is known as “the ghetto school.” Catch everyone doing “sehr” (strolling) in the Bell Tavern Park.

The Truman Way Kids in Bell Tavern are always playing in the backyard.

by HypeBeast111 May 19, 2018