Beating my dick

Beating your dick, means to masterbate one's penor. It is something we say in Pennsylvania, and almost everyone says it.

It also means to slack off, and we say that here a lot.

When I get REALLY HORNY, I just gotta beat my dick!

He should be doing his homework, but instead he's just sitting around beating his dick(slacking off).

I love beating my dick, it feels so good to release the poon.

by Porner Brothers December 17, 2011

Rational Emotive Behavior Therapy (REBT)

A combination of client-centered therapy, cognitive therapy, and sarcasm, designed by Albert Ellis. REBT acts to remove unreasonable cognitive beliefs, for example, musterbation. Its basic premise is that emotional suffering is due primarily to the often unverbalized assumptions and demands that people carry around with them as they negotiate their own way in life; for example, demanding perfection in oneself and/or in others.

REBT has been shown to reduce self-reports of anxiety in general and specific forms; reduce type A behavior patterns; reduce depression, anger, and, in children, antisocial behavior; and help emotionally healthy people cope better with everyday stress.

Janice's REBT therapist told her she was a control freak and that she was musterbating.

by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005

Bahati

Bahatis are usually very dramatic and enjoy fighting

person: "Who is that girl that always starts drama?"
other person: "Oh that's just Bahati. Starting drama is just one of her hobbies."

by swagmaster4realsies May 11, 2016

beatin guts

Very intense and rigorous sex involving deep penetration. when during intercourse a mans penis is so far in a woman that he can almost reach the inside of her belly button.

I swear everytime we are away from eachother for awhile you end up beatin guts.

by yourstruly May 6, 2006

Beatitgeek

Word used to describe a person halfway between "tool" and "loser", someone that makes you laugh without really telling jokes.

That guy is such a beatitgeek.

by oxTHATxGUYxo May 31, 2010

worst behaviour

Used by Drake in his song Worst Behavior.
it often means when your really bad.

"yo man im on my worst behavior" - worst behaviour

by @syed13bukhari November 23, 2017

beatin' it up

to have rough sex with someone.

man, alex was beatin' it up with that broad last night!

by paycheck March 21, 2004