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peter beater

this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your penis on the way down.
be careful using that toilet, it's a peter beater.
by frank n. beans May 17, 2006
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Wife Beater Car

When you spot the most run downed car or truck (any other kind of transportation out there) EVER and you don't want to call it what it really is ( fugly, shit). Instead you take the easy route and say " Daymn you got's a wife beater car right thurr".

The term is not offending anyone, it's just a way of saying that your car is beat up and crappy. But in a nicer way =D
Your friend pulls up in a crapola car and your like..

Pablo- " HOLY BEEJEEBUS MAN, you have a wife beater car"
Henray-" PSSHT like your car is any better, I've seen those stains in the back seat"
Pablo- " Oh yee your mom and I were ... making cupcakes"
Henray-" ... truce"
by B-ret =D July 27, 2009
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smashing beavers

When a chick is grinding, rubbing, and thrusting her beaver (pussy) against her lesbian (bi-curious?)partner's beaver. Term "smashing beavers" is used when this activity becomes quite aggresive and smashing occurs between clitori in order to facilitate maximum stimulation.

The nonverbal signal for this is to make a "Spock" gesture with both hands, and smash the crux of the V's together.
Tiffany and Veronica started out slowly rubbing their vaginas together on my couch, but as they both neared climax, they got so heated up that they began smashing beavers. I could hear it from the kitchen!

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I make the smashing beavers sign with my hands everytime I see lesbians to denote what their favorite activity is to my friends.
by ADyBl January 18, 2006
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beanersnitchel

a term that describes someone or something with Mexican and German background. Combines the derogatory word "beaner" for a Mexican/Latino, and wiener schnitzel, a stereotypical German food popularized in the United States by a fast food chain called Wienerschnitzel.

Originated in Orange, CA around 2002 by Cams
It was a beanersnitchel meal for sure: tacos and kraut.

beanersnitchels are often hawt and can drink large quantities of German and Mexican beer.

Fake Beanersnitchel names: Reynaldo Fernando Koch, Carlos Schultz, Pablo Klein
by Student of Objectivism May 3, 2007
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beater

A fat-assed white chick who dates only black guys.
Black guys have 2 sets of girlfriends. 1. Thier baby mommas, who are usually black and dont take shit from his lazy ass. 2. A usually plump blonde who submits to his every whim, usually paying for his cell-phone bills and driving him around in her red ford tempo while he smokes menthol cigarettes. He is also usually shorter than her, and a real gangsta wannabe. She gets beat around by him on occasion, hence BEATER. EG"Hey, check out that little skinny black dude with that fat-assed white blonde! SHES A BEATER!"
by Jason Hump January 17, 2008
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Beavers Pocket

refering to a females vagina being very moist
" that girl I was with last night was as wet as a beavers pocket" twat pussy
by 2cards November 25, 2009
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beanerschnitzel

A person of German and Mexican decent

: informal offensive hilarious
Helgaita cook my damn taco bratwurst you beanerschnitzel
by Jake Andy May 24, 2018
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