Beanis

A beanis is what you can call a mexican/spanish penis, its misshapen and curved but not in a good way, and it looks like a redish kidney bean. Its the penis of a beaner, hence the name BEANIS.

(Guys are arguing over sumthing)

"Dude, stfu u godam Guido! i aint your fucking mother, clean ur own shit up!"

"well fuck u! at least i dont got a disgusting beanis!"

by Scooter the retarted beanis March 23, 2010

Beanie hedgie

1. Commonly referred to as “Stella”, a beanie hedgie is 1 of 2 beans in a pod, of the Garrett Stella pos

Stop being such a beanie hedgie right now, I need you to be serious!

by U da oskenddil January 5, 2023

Beanie Block

When your buddy cockblocks you while he wears a Beanie. More often than not he wears it the entire time he is banging out the girl you worked on all night.

Damn bro, Dont beanie block me.

by HurricaneDP December 9, 2018

Skin Beanie

Another way of saying foreskin

"hey man just got a skin beanie!"
"dude no way!"

by HotPocketInMyAss February 21, 2019

Beanie

Derpferdlers dog that wears glasses and that’s weird. WATCHU DOIN?!!!

Beanie in the ocean

by BobRoss1999 November 25, 2021

a beanie

a beanie is someone who is completely flawless and beautiful in every way. She will always have your back and be there for you in any situation. You would be extremely lucky to have a beanie as a best friend because they’re extremely rare. Bean is really funny and makes you laugh 24/7.

“ wow you look like a beanie today ! so pretty “ saïd izzy

by hiya :) April 8, 2020

Beanis

A transman's clit growth from testosterone.

A beanis is permanent growth of the clit up to a few inches in length and can get erections. It is typically not able to penetrate until metoidioplasty surgery is done to help separate it from the labia.

Have you seen chey's beanis? I would love to suck that.

by CheyDefinesThings December 23, 2023