surprise floss

you know that time when you pull down your pants and you feel a flossing sensation between your cheeks... it's only when you see that your thong is a v with a hanging string that you realize the string detached from the waist band and flossed you clean on the way down....surprise!

i thought i just had a severe wedgie til i realized i got surprise flossed

i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed

my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.

by floss-o-myte May 9, 2011

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Surprise Floss

When pubic hair goes in between someone’s teeth when they’re going down on someone who has not shaved in quite some time.

Mike: “So, how did it go with Emma last night?”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”

by forb2 June 19, 2020

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moss flossing

When after eating out a girl, there are pubic hairs stuck between your teeth.

Dude this girl made me go down on her and she had a huge bush, I was moss flossing all night.

by megansz January 2, 2009

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Salad Floss

To eat an ass that has an abundant amount of hair.

Chris pretended salad flossing Trisha was an accident.

by JC and GT. February 6, 2010

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Dance Flossing

The process of going to the mid-section of your dance buddy and start shaking your head vigorously on their body. If possible, put any lace on their clothes in your mouth while doing the "flossing" dance process. Happy flossing!

Dude, I was Dance Flossing on that chick ALLLL night. Probably got some kinda STD from all that dirty flossing. But totally worth it.

by The Dancing Floss! November 10, 2010

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