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porn battle

when you and a friend keep sending each other porn to see which one has better taste.
dam Melvin looks at better porn than me, that's why he won the porn battle.
by PornBattleMaster April 16, 2015
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Battle Chat

To chat back and forth in a quick fashion and to send a response before your partner can respond to your last question
Battle Chat see below
Rhonda

9:53 Chattee or Chatter?

9:53 At the SAME time means no waiting

9:53 I only have you to chat with presently and I get bored FAST.

9:53 I can send like 10 chats in less than a half minute

9:53 want me to show you how?

9:53 I can you know?

9:53 If you are gone too long you will have like a book here when you get back

9:53 Then you will never catch up with me.

9:53 It will be like having a DVR in the chat room, except you didn't press pause.

9:53 you'll just have to rewind it when you get back but then you aren't really in LIVE mode anymore and you will always be like 2 minutes behind me in the conversation

9:53 I guess since this is TOTALLY a one sided conversation at this point it doesn't really matter.

9:53 Where the hell did you go? To the bathroom?

Wendy
9:54 omg

9:54 ur crazy tech lady

9:54 no i cant keep up
by Rhondaho January 22, 2009
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battle jelly

An affectionate term used commonly by military people.
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.

Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
"Dude stop jerking in the damn shower! I stepped on your fucking battle jelly yesterday."
by roflcockter January 27, 2017
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Comment Battle

A quarrel between two people over the internet, that normally turns out to be completely meaningless.
The argument is usually settled by one side's realization of the pointlessness and stops replying, either that or one person blocks the other.
What? X-Box is better than PS3?? I hope hes prepared to have a comment battle.
by DaUnknown2BComical1 February 18, 2011
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The Battle Of Hogwarts

The Battle of Hogwarts was a conflict in the Harry Potter universe that ended the Second Wizarding War. It took place in the early hours of 2 May, 1998, within the castle and on the grounds of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

The battle ended with a decisive victory for the Order of The Phoenix (a secret society fighting against Lord Voldemort) with many Death Eaters and Voldemort himself dead. It was the most devastating battle of the Wizarding War, with casualties including: Lord Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Severus Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creevey, Lavender Brown, and at least fifty more unnamed who fought against Voldemort and his Death Eaters.
The battle of Hogwarts was the end of the Second Wizarding War, and the defeat of Lord Voldemort.
by qodrishollow January 24, 2017
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The Battle of Williamston

A long forgotten battle during the civil war, in which the citizens of Williamston, MI were forced to fight against Canadian forces from the North. Williamston's residents fought valiantly, suffering only 2 casualties, while inducing over 2,000 deaths on the Canadian side. The Williamston citizens were lead by honored war veteran, Mitch Lutzke. The Canadian side was led by famous actor, Jim Carey.
Person 1 : "Hey, have you ever heard of 'The Battle of Williamston'?"
Person 2 : "No"
by civilwarlover123 September 19, 2016
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Battle Gayale

A group event where fully errect men swing their dicks in a battle to test their sexual integrity. The last boner standing is gay.
I think Sebastian is gay, there’s only one way to find out... I challenge you all to a Battle Gayale!
by MobyRick917 May 11, 2018
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