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donkey basketball 

A variation of the infamous "Donkey Punch", Donkey Basketball is when you're engaged in anal sex and at the moment of ejaculation, you slam the receiver's head repeatedly into the wall or bed (for the beginners) similar to dribbling a basketball. If done correctly, the receiver's anal cavity will tighten, their body will convulse, and a concussion will be imminent. This will allow you to orgasm in a spectacular fashion.
Why is there a backboard over your bed? For Donkey Basketball.

This is the fourth Donkey Basketball related death this week.
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Kentucky Basketball 

What every Louiville fan wants, what every Tennessee fan hates, talking about every player like family, reciting statistics from teams that played before you were born, preparing for the Final Four more than a year in advance, following recruiting statistics from kids in middle school, an endless line in the bitter cold in front of Rupp arena, the staggering amount of traveling fans to any city in the Union, a sweet, soft, southern, thrill, something that can get in your blood and turn it blue, a culture so deeply entrenched within an idea that only jerseys hanging from the rafters can define it, and all of this originating in Lexington, Kentucky, but found worldwide in Big Blue faithful...Camelot, King Arthur's Court, Rome.
The word basketball cannot exist without the state of Kentucky. Kentucky Basketball is to basketball what King Arthur is to Camelot

University of Maryland basketball 

the best basketball program in America because of its awesome team consisting of talented, young, cute college guys and its ability to entertain the lovely campus of College Park, all Maryland fans and anyone that watches the team play with passion; 2002 National Champions; 2004 Atlantic Coast Conference Champions.
University of Maryland basketball is the highlight of any Terp fan's life.

michigan basketball 

the absoulute best team in basketball right now.Wanna know why Michigan should be no.1 ask gonzaga
juwan howard ; yo michigan basketball beat gonzaga by 17 pts.

gonzaga fan ; what the

vaginal basketball 

when you and 4 of your friends are all trying to fuck the same girl. except theres no passing and no rebounds. first one to get his ball in the hoop wins.
this game of vaginal basketball with cindy is getting old. im sweaty, im thirsty, and this old white guy keeps sayin to get my head in the game.

Swedish Basketball 

A act of gay sex in which a man takes the scrotum of another man from behind, and runs his tongue up the taint towards the testicles and ties them with rubber bands. Then proceeds to shove the second mans testicles into his ass and is held until the recipient can push them out
I couldn’t remember anything from last night, but rob sent me a video of us playing Swedish Basketball so it couldn’t have been too good
Swedish Basketball by CoomSlayer6969 September 30, 2021

National Basketball & Hip-Hop Culture Month (June) 

To honor the 25th Anniversary (1984-2009) of the basketball & hip-hop culture fusion era born in 1984 (The "Dunkadelic-Era" In America) June 2009 has been selected as the 1st National Basketball & Hip-Hop Culture Month.
The NBA Finals, NBA Draft, and the start of the WNBA season all occur during National Basketball & Hip-Hop Culture Month (June).