Bare Uncotched

To be in a state of severe discomfort.

When I was in prison some man asked me to bend over and pick up the soap. I felt this 'pinch' Only to find he had stuck his penis up my bottom.... It was bare uncotched.

by hfadhfasd87876 October 8, 2010

Grizzly Bare

The (usually unwanted) sight of an elderly person naked or near-naked; a 'grizzly bare.'

When visiting hospital recently a curtain in an all-male ward opened and revealed the stomach-churning sight of a grizzled naked man in his eighties. A Grizzly Bare.

The flashbacks will stop soon my therapist tells me! :)

by BiffaMackem June 6, 2011

bare naughty

A word used to praise anybody's swag. It is often used to describe something that one is wearing, such as a pair of trainers.

Toby: "Hey Joe do you like my new creps?"

Joe: "Toby mate those shoes are bare naughty

by catlover99999 March 22, 2013

chocolate baring

When a girls takes a shit on your penis, then starts jacking you off.

Sariah Lynne was chocolate baring robbie in the closet.

by 69motherfucker January 14, 2013

bro bare

Bro Bare. A close guy friend who bares all his emotion with absolute transparency and no filter. Bro bares hold nothing back. They listen to love songs by artists like Air Supply, Chicago and George Michael, and cries when watching Steel Magnolia. Chicks dig Bro Bares because they can relate to one another.

Barry cries like a bro bare when talking about his lost bro babes.

by Hank Man April 21, 2018

joog bare

Have unprotected sex.

U need a rubber? Naw imma joog bare.

by ShortyRo December 14, 2010

bare back it

have sex

"your pussy's dead"
"your guys still want to bare back it."

by 3rdsidesharkz June 27, 2017