Bare Uncotched

To be in a state of severe discomfort.

When I was in prison some man asked me to bend over and pick up the soap. I felt this 'pinch' Only to find he had stuck his penis up my bottom.... It was bare uncotched.

by hfadhfasd87876 October 8, 2010

chocolate baring

When a girls takes a shit on your penis, then starts jacking you off.

Sariah Lynne was chocolate baring robbie in the closet.

by 69motherfucker January 14, 2013

M Baring

When you're at the M Bar in North Canton Ohio and you decide to suck some dick on the dance floor.

Shawdy was M Baring it all night on the dance floor! Gat damn!

by Jersy__Mike April 16, 2023

barely yonder

Barely yonder is basically "not far" in old-timer speak. It was predominately said by old white people around the time of the dinosaurs. English teachers refer to this dialect of English as "Old English."

That is barely yonder away from here. The other bar is barely yonder.

by NotTheEC May 20, 2014

bare-boning it

intercourse without a glove.

"Man she didnt even care, we ended up bare-boning it last night!"

by sssmart August 31, 2011

Bare shindoodoo

When you take a crap in someone elses shoes and that someone else puts them on. Used for pranks.

What the fuck. Why the hell did you take a fucking bare shindoodoo. My foot smells like shit. Yeah, yeah, smell that shit.

by The table squad December 13, 2009

bro bare

Bro Bare. A close guy friend who bares all his emotion with absolute transparency and no filter. Bro bares hold nothing back. They listen to love songs by artists like Air Supply, Chicago and George Michael, and cries when watching Steel Magnolia. Chicks dig Bro Bares because they can relate to one another.

Barry cries like a bro bare when talking about his lost bro babes.

by Hank Man April 21, 2018