Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".
"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"
by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013
Get the Washing The Barbermug. When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".
Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.
by {Professor_Chaos} February 20, 2024
Get the Barber Schoolin' Itmug. When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.
Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
by dirty raul September 3, 2014
Get the Pearl Harbor Barbermug. "Actually it's not bad, I love the feeling of breathing in andeverything tasting and smelling like blood. It's awesome, it doesn't make me feel like I'm bleeding out at all!" That's a Barber line.
"That is the ultimate sin, and it will not go without blood!" That's a Barber line.
"I crave to feel his bones break." That's a Barber line.
"That is the ultimate sin, and it will not go without blood!" That's a Barber line.
"I crave to feel his bones break." That's a Barber line.
by The Retr0 June 11, 2017
Get the Barber Linemug. A chinese TikTok micro celebrity who posts extremely weird videos. Could be considered brainrot content.
by twenty one pilots chicken April 25, 2024
Get the Huang Barbermug. Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.
Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022
Get the Farting like the Barber's Catmug. A barber shop in the boondocks
by Elock and the backyardagins March 22, 2017
Get the backyard barbermug.