International Baccalaureate

The International Baccalaureate a.k.a the I.B. or I.B.t.f.g.g meaning: I Blow Teachers for Good Grades. The (I.B.t.f.g.g) is well known among students that flunk some IB subjects due to it's complexity (biology and physics) and its abundant amount of work that does not let you have a minute alone to stimulate yourself (masturbate). The only sexual activity you get to do when you take the IB course is the blow job if you are female or a cunnilingus if you are a male (to the IB teachers of course)
The IB program is dedicated to those international young people out there who think they need this special, intriguing, fun, and exciting program to enter into a good university or college. Now this is what the IB counselor (who probably is one of the greatest persons alive in the art of telling lies) tells you and makes you believe in such a way that at one moment you think that without the IB program you will become a bum without a family, a job, a career, a wife/husband, and a house.

Now isn't this a load of bullshit, excuse my profanity, but the IB program is probably the most artificial, fabricated, and fraudulent program in history of moronic and brainwashed programs. The IB program is the perfect example of wild capitalism that's completely created for-profit.

If your parents are not forcing or obliging you to take this program, then don't do it. You will enjoy a better senior year without it; and with an abundant amount of more time free of activity, exams, art works, etc.

John: I can't masturbate tonight
Mike: Why? There's always time for that.
John: Not if you're taking International Baccalaureate

Mike: Oh, I'm so sorry, I did not know you were taking this course, I'm incredibly sorry for asking that.

by John Notch March 17, 2013

International Baccalaureate

A global organization that revolves around the philosophy of the Areas of Interaction and the IB Learners Profile. Typically classes are at a higher level of thinking and involve deeper thought. Other aspects include a decrease in social life, increased health problems (sleep deprivation, stress, headaches, etc.) and the susceptibility to ridicule by Certificate Candidates who have more interesting classes to choose from. Students usually appear to be brainy, witty and sometimes "smart-asses". Best of all, they are very good procrastinators and usually make parodies about the Learner Profile and likewise. Though there are plenty drawbacks, and I repeat, plenty, IB is very appealing to colleges and universities and can better prepare students for the work involved at that stage in their lives. (Written from a student's perspective)

Specifically for International Baccalaureate Diploma Candidates: TOK (Theory of Knowledge), CAS (Community/Activity/Service), the EE (Extended Essay), etc.

by Einstein's Assistant August 1, 2012

Abdul Bacardi

A brand new drink that has been discovered in the Birmingham, West Midlands area, it is not very popular because when people buying the drink see it, they realise it looks like a human being and that puts them off, so the drink ends up being put back under the counter.

(Customer)"Hi, i'd like an Abdul Bacardi please" (Barman/women) "ill just get it for you *puts the drink on the counter* that'll be £3.50 please" (customer) "wow that kinda looks like a small nursery kid, sorry, i'll have a Bacardi Breezer instead"

by Darren And Lee March 11, 2007

Chewy Baca

GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWOOO!
In a Galaxy Far ....Far.......Even farther that Dog Patch...Away...
Related to many Baca families, singularly, this one, stole my ten-speed. He's hairy, tall, Brown and brown. I think crime stoppers is looking for him too! like Chewbaca, he doesn't comb his hair and he smells like a big dog or something. He's always half-dressed, runs with some dude, who is on the run from an evil empire. he fixes jalopes for a white guy (like in star wars) and when he talks you can't understand him, because he speaks Spanish or Chinese or something. He has a ruca, named Princess Litas too! I WANT MY BIKE BACK, BACA! GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

1. "Have you seen Chewy?"
2. "Chewy who?"
1. "Chewy Baca, You know?"
1. "That loco stole my ten-speed bike!"
2. "That really sharp one?"
1. "None other!"
2. "Did you lock your bike up?"
1. "No!" "Still, I want my ten-speed bike back Chewy Baca, or The Empire will Strike Back!"

by Reflections for the moment... March 8, 2010

baccas

Baccas can be used in the terminology of "Doggy style" the sex position.

Frank: Yeo the baccas my girl caught last night
Tommy: Say word you had her in that doggy doggy!
John: You got that girl on lock!

by jessie.xo July 21, 2012

Bacation

(bay-kayshon) n.

A vacation time where you eat bacon every day.

Usually, this results from eating at restaurants for breakfast every day because you aren't home.

Epic bacations happen when you stay-cate and buy one of those enormous packs of bacon, and toss the sinful meat in every meal.

Bacations are awesome because you cast aside your usual guilt about eating so much bacon because of its evil nutritional properties.

A: Hey, whaddid you do for spring-break?
B: Nothin'; chilled at home and had an awesome bacation.

by lex logger May 14, 2011

Baccarat

Pronounced: Back-A-Rat

Person who loiters around casino tables trying to earn rewards points on his/her membership card without actually placing any bets.

Outgoing supervisor: "Only three of these people are actually playing. All the rest are baccarats."

Incoming Supervisor: "Oh yes, the usual suspects are here."

by BriarRose999 November 19, 2011