Baby

Annoying ass kids who won’t shut the fuck up.

Jim: CAN THAT BABY SHUT THE FUCK UP. Mother behind: DICK HEAD don’t talk like that in front of my kid.

by Bdbehehjer February 13, 2021

Baby

A small human. Can be eaten as breakfast.

Hey, I just had a baby!
Had or Had?

by APersonWhoObserves March 2, 2021

Baby

A Ctrl+c/Ctrl+v of yourself.

"-Hey can you come to the party tonight?
-Sorry i have to take care of the baby."

by Echoes act 3 March 15, 2021

Baby

1.) An infant. A human between the ages of zero and two.

2.) An insult. Someone who is emotional and childish. Shouldn't get taken seriously.

3.) A pet name. Usually for your child or your significant other. Sometimes people will call strangers who are younger than them "baby", too.

1.) "Mama, I just had my baby! You're a Granny, now! His name is Nick."

2.) "Have you met Sam, yet? She's such a baby. She cried, because her team lost in basketball in 2nd period."

3.) "Hey, Baby, did you have a good day at work today? I sure didn't. Maybe tomorrow."

by Lavenders_Llama April 6, 2021

Baby

A baby is a young human, between the age of 0-2 years old. They could be used as throwables. Since babies are edible, and an easy prey. They are commonly replaced as the turkey during thanksgiving

I murdered a baby today!

by Nickadigga April 7, 2021

Baby

Pete Davidson himself.

“What is a baby?” “Oh is that Pete Davidson’s nickname?”

by Amiya fuck faceee April 16, 2021

baby

a smelly sticky goblin alien

im a baby

by ismell_ June 8, 2021