burrito fart 

When you're nearing the end of the burrito and the pressure builds up at the bottom and rips the tortillia causing some juices to explode like a fart.

Will: dude si bought these super packed burritos at Chi-Chi's

Scott: man I love that burrito fart that happens when you're nearing the bottom.

Will: fucken finger licking

burrito fart by mightykid420 October 17, 2015

burrito shelf 

A narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.

Passenger: "Dude, where can I put these drumsticks?"
Driver: "Stick them in the burrito shelf."

burrito shelf by streetwedge November 20, 2009

burrito remorse 

Having an enjoyment of a burrito but later experiencing the consequences of a crap or puking etc.

Guy 1:That burrito was so delicious that I think I will have another!

Guy 2: I doubt you will once you have burrito remorse.

burrito remorse by kingballer16 October 15, 2010

burrito rat

An offensive term referring to a person who is of Mexican descent. Usually a term used to describe a Mexican who is any of the following: unintelligent, slow, cowardly, or pathetic.

You know, Hernando is cute but the fact he's going out with that ugly ho is proof he's just another burrito rat.

burrito rat by Operata January 7, 2011

burrito nap

A light to deep nap experienced after consuming a burrito with duration of which directly proportionate to the quality of the Mexican man or woman who created it.

Im totally having a burrito nap! That shit was real!

burrito nap by Englishsi July 11, 2015

burrito fucker 

When a non-Mexican person is sexually attracted to, or has had sex with, a person of Mexican descent.

Juan's wife Christina sure is a burrito fucker.

burrito fucker by SovietSupremeTaco December 6, 2015

burrito exit 

Used in texting and chat as an escape route when someone is trying to obtain nude photos during sexting.

After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."

Was that dude you like trying to get tiddy pics from you again?

Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.

burrito exit by ASortaFairyTale July 13, 2017