Responsible breeding

bullshit animal abusers like to bring up as an excuse for wearing out their female and male dogs but it’s literally just the bare minimum for owning a dog
“animal breeders should be ashamed of themselves for inbreeding and putting their dogs through a lifetime of stress”

“but responsible breeding exists 🥺🥺”
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Mayonnaise breeding

When you and a friend (preferably named Cale) get a huge barrel of mayonnaise and submerge yourselves in it together, you then lock toes and stick one man’s genitalia down the other and breed. Once one has finished the other genitalia goes down the first one. You go until there is blood, once there is blood you leave the barrel and lick the mayo off of each other.
Mike oxlong: what are you and Cale doing later?
Me: were mayonnaise breeding
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dry breeding

Dry breeding is the act of vigorous thrusting or humping of an object without the act of intercourse. This is also a phrase used as a dance style for aggressive air thrusting to an irregular beat with or without music.
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dry breeding

Dry breeding is the act of vigorous thrusting or humping of an object without the act of intercourse. This is also a phrase used as a dance style for aggressive air thrusting to an irregular beat with or without music.
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nuns breed

A nuns breed is sumone who likes to be silly
When your friends try and make you get in trouble you nuns breed
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Squishy Breeds

Squishy breeds are short muzzled, flat faced dog breeds. Examples include Pugs, English Bulldogs, French Bulldogs, Boston Terriers, Boxers, Shih Tzus. . . among many others.
Squishy breeds are adorable but cannot handle extreme weather
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Panic Breeds

A breed that panics a lot. An example of a panic breed would be someone named alex or zach.
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