A house party where the host is constanly asking for money because he or she thinks the host should not have to throw down any money for the keg or liquor.

Example (break-even party):

Partygoer 1: "Hey man, where are the cups?"

Host: "The cups are in my room. Give me a few bucks and I'll get you one."

Partygoer 2: "You are charging for cups?"

Host: "We are using my house, I should not have to pay anything for the keg."

Partygoer 1: "Damnit I hate break-even parties."

break-even party by Justin514 December 19, 2008

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Break my Zipper

When seeing a hot girl or thinking about one gives you an erection. Used jokingly to exaggerate the size of one's penis.

"Great, thinking about you in a swimsuit just made me break my zipper."

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude! I just broke a zipper!"

Break my Zipper by M4d Baumer June 16, 2010

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break-up residue

All that stuff you find around the house after a break-up that's not yours. Depending on how cordial the break-up is, this will either require either a phone call/text to the ex to let them know your found more of their stuff OR another trip to the dumpster!

I kicked my boyfriend out two weeks ago and am still finding break-up residue in my house!

break-up residue by gizmogirl October 9, 2010

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break and bake

Smoking marijuana while on break from work, usually with one or more co-workers.

Guy 1 : "Hey bro, I've got a joint pre-rolled, wanna break and bake?"

Guy 2 : "You bet your sweet ass I do, let's bounce."

break and bake by Avatar of WHOA February 28, 2011

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