Rowan Branch

A caucasian male who fucks dogs and eats their tight little pussys.

Rowan Branch fucked my dog until it died.

by efeiihjrjet December 17, 2018

branch

can be used to describe a person who is thin but not as thin as someone who is a twig. This person has a particularly small butt/small tits.

I'm a twig.
Nah man you're more of a branch.

by rainy220 February 16, 2021

sandy branch

When you're having intercourse on a beach.

Yeah man, I gave her the sandy branch after sunset.

by jaredg August 2, 2017

Branches

Slang for a big gun anything that isn’t a handgun is a branch . (Called a branch because handguns would be called sticks)

Damn tay and them carry branches

by Celliewiththa9 May 9, 2018

branched

When someone starts a topic, that has little or nothing to do with the main conversation.

Often moves away from the center of the main conversation.

Person 1: I recently had a really bad car crash... my whole car is wrecked.
Person 2: Man i think my social anxieties really causes an issue for me.
Person 1: I mean that sucks man but you just branched the conversation.

by Karl Phoenix November 17, 2021