The narcissist asswipe you must put up with to put food on your table so your wife doesn't leave you. Demands the world from their employees, yet they put in minimal to no actual work in their own positions. Can be found grazing on fast food in their office like beasts in the wild when they're not yelling at some poor 20 something kid for being a mere minute late.
Greg Heffley: "Maybe if I kiss up enough, my boss who hates me willmake me a boss!"
1.Someone who is ownful (pronounced 'bouse'). This person often does amazing things and is down-right quailtastic.
2. To describe something that is ownful.
Bob: Dude, I just figured out the secret of life!!!
Lexford: You are such a bôss. I wish I was you.
Flance: Dude, check out my new shoes.
Dwain: Those shoes are so fucking bôss that I can't contain myself. AHH, I shit my pants again.
Flance: Dude, that's like the fourth time this week!
BOSS! is the BOSSITY BOSSY BOSSBOSS BOSS BOSSY BOSSITY BOSSY BOSS BOSS! BOSS! is the BOSS! and the BOSS! Not to be mistaken for "BOSS" without an "!", "boss!", or any misspelling thereof! ONLY BOSS! IS BOSS!
BOSS! loves DDR. Why don't you?!?
BOSS! loves Physics. Why don't you?!?
BOSS! stalks Steve Jobs and kidnaps him.
BOSS! loves ticker tape!