Buttering Biscuits

A term made infamous by Vermont Radio Personality Kwame Dankwa, for "Having sexual relations."

Traci is coming to see me, and we are going to be 'buttering biscuits' all weekend long, YES!

by Kristina Daniel October 3, 2018

gorilla biscuits

Derogatory phrase to describe a sinfully fugly person.

"He's so ugly, his face could be used to make gorilla biscuits"

by WingNut November 9, 2006

cripple biscuits

what one may have been eating prior to a poor performance.

Biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone's prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple

"John was playing brilliantly in the first half, now he's shite, he must have been eating cripple biscuits at half time"

by Tom Ashby January 21, 2007

dirty biscuits

1.the best possible hand you can have in poker.
A.K.A "the nuts"
2.something beyond extremely awesome

Man! I flopped the dirty biscuits and some donkey called my all in with a nine two off suit

by Willerbug March 21, 2007

Dirty Biscuits and Gravy

The act of ejaculating onto someones face, shaking salt and pepper on it, finishing with them eating it off with a biscuit.

My girlfriend was hungry and horny this morning so I hooked her up with a order of my Dirty Biscuits and Gravy. She LOVED it !!

by Captain Sanchez SPR November 27, 2009

broken biscuits

a term meaning 'all is not good'.when something goes wrong it can be described as broken biscuits.also meaning unwell,like a ropey donkey

man,threw my girlfriend at the wall and now she looks like broken biscuits

by bossmanhugo January 2, 2005

baking butt biscuits

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven

Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"

by megryan July 4, 2008