peach bassoon

Another name for penis.

That girl is a mighty fine peach bassoon player.

by J April 28, 2003

BAPS

abbreviation for balls and penis sweat often mistaken for type of buns

Man you have really bad BAPS

by squidynz September 15, 2005

Harry Balsonia

If you have to ask, you'll never know

Hey, do you know Harry?
Harry who?
Harry Balsonia... then everyone laughs

by deep dickin till i die September 21, 2003

Shatner's Bassoon

Like a Dutch Rudder, only the recipient auto-felates, whilst the participant manually moves their head up and down.

Wow, last night was wild, I think I made doug give me a Shatner's Bassoon!

by Calibre Hull April 30, 2011

bassotti

Having a really big glass dildo shoved in your anus at all times during the day.

Im feeling like a bassotti right now, after what happened last night.

by KARAAAAAAN November 16, 2011

Crapshaith on a bapshaith

Poop on a stick

Also used as an exclamation of
frustration.

Crapshaith on a bapshaith derives from the Group X usage of Crapshaith, meaning poop/crap/fices stuff.

The term originated from the Bay Area and is most commonly used in the Heart of the Bay aka: Hayward.

"CRAPSHAITH ON A BAPSHAITH"

"What the crapshaith on a bapshaith"

"You're a crapshaith on a bapshaith"

by Queenofcheese March 6, 2009

baps

B.A.P.S.
Breast Augmentation Profiling and Styling
The popular art form, involving the representation on various tableaux,
using only one pair ladies bozooms and a pair of Marigolds.

A fine example of baps

by McNigel January 28, 2004