Hello Awkward

1. A phrase used when something awkward happens and is usually accompanied by a pinky grab
2. The title given to a group of really sweet kids

"And if he tries to insult my religion: Pokemon, I'll rip my clothes off and beat the shit out of him" -Ashley
"HELLO AWKWARD" -everyone else

by The Freaky One November 10, 2008

awkward man hug

A very awkward way a male embraces another male. The hug giver reaches around the hug receiver, hold them tightly with both arms, places his face over the receiver's shoulder and breaths heavily onto their neck or ear. Usually cause the receiver to violently push or shove away his assailant while cursing or calling the attacker any form of homosexual adjectives.
Motives of the attacker, or awkward hug giver range from just messing with his friends or actually initiating contact to vent pent up homosexuality because he is still in the closet. Both cases are easily identified, the first is characterized by laughter and little awkwardness after interaction. The other is more awkward than normal awkward hugs and the giver could not want to let go or be unable to laugh his actions off.
AcronymsA.M.H.

"GET OFF ME, HOMO!"-Receiving Guy
"Whats going on?"-Bystanding Guy
"Cory just gave me an awkward man hug."-Receiving Guy
"Cory?! Is this true?"-Bystanding Guy
"I'm gay."-Cory

by Dick Keene April 13, 2008

Awkward Arm

Just an awkward arm with nowhere to go. It normally comes into play during spooning, when you are the big spoon. When you spoon, you're on one side, laying on one arm. The top arm is usually wrapped around your partner. The other arm is squished and uncomfy.
Things to do with your awkward arm:
1.) Massage your partner
2.) Stick under them. and wrap around
3.) Grab his/her butt
4.) Guys: Cover your boner!!

*To your little spoon:
One sec, I have to move my awkward arm.

by Rosemary Ruth December 30, 2007

awkward derek

When a straight male(possible in the closet)feels uncomfortable or awkward around males with their shirts off.

I walked into the locker room and immediately felt an awkward derek come over me.

by Mikelowry October 26, 2009

awkward

Interjection used in a situation that is slightly uncomfortable, often accompanied by a gesture where the lower arm is thrust out parallel to the ground with the hand open and fingers together with thumb on top.

(long pause) ...awkward...

by Otis October 14, 2004

awkward sex

when a person has sex.. with
some one and realizes that it
will be awkward afterwards

Me and my bestfriend had sexx..
It was some freaky kinda awkward sex

by rockstarstatus February 13, 2008

awkward bubble

A state that occurs in social situations involving two or mpre people in which one individual makes an awkward comment that causes all involved to cease conversing with one another.

As the awkward bubble spreads from the source (original speaker), it leaves more silent in its wake as the general feeling of discomfort reaches more and more individuals.

Psychology teacher: So, can anybody think of what their most vivid memory is?

Student 1: When I started my first day at school!

Teacher: OK. That's a good one. Anyone else?

Stident 2: I always remember the day my dad died.

-SILENCE as the awkward bubble spreads throughout the entire classroom, engulfing all in its wake-

by Victor R. Mata November 19, 2009