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awake dead

It is that strange thing when you are awake but can't move at all for the first few minutes after you wake up.
This morning I was awake dead and I was scared.
by Uniquelionheart December 22, 2010
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Dumb Broad Awareness Day

December 22nd- A day where dumb broad pick up a book and learn something for once. So they can stop being so fuckin dumb.
Hey Luke did you know it’s Dumb Broad Awareness Day?

Oh no! We better go give Emily a book so she can fucking learn!
by smart broad December 21, 2020
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Agate

Agate is a beautiful, smart girl who a lot of people like and people sometimes don't understand her. They may think she's weak but she's much more once you get to know her. She's a fun and kind person to talk to and will make you laugh. You'll be lucky to be friends with an Agate
Oh look, there's Agate
Oh yeah I heard she's a nice person
by Kurkingflexer February 25, 2017
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amaterasu

When you are washing your hair and a drop of shampoo slips into your eye, giving you a burning sensation that prompts you to close it, cover it up with your palm and grunt in pain.

Taken from the Mangekyou Sharingan technique, amaterasu, which made both Sasuke and Itachi bleed from their eye and caused pain in it after its use.
Damn it, I was putting on shampoo and accidentally gave myself an amaterasu. Now my eye stings.
by mancyclopediac August 5, 2018
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Oreo amateur

A person who doesn't know that Oreo cookies are made for milk and best when dunked in milk.
Foreigner: "Hold on I'll be right back." (comes back with Oreos and a glass of milk)

Duder: "Oh sweet dude, Oreos! Love them shits."

Foreigner: "Me too." (eats one Oreo then drinks milk)

Duder: "What the fuck are you doing? Dude you have to dunk them shits in there and let it get a little soggy."

Foreigner: (Dunks Oreo then takes a bite) "WOW! That is amazing. Nobody does that in my home country. Thanks doggy!"

Duder: "Good think I came along, otherwise you'd be an Oreo amateur all your life."
by westfalia December 18, 2009
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Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.
After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.
by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010
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Meta-awareness

Two theoretical constructs:

1) Experiential suggests consciousness/meta awareness dissociations-the notation that individuals can have an experience (experiential consiousness) without being explicitly aware of their interpretation of the experience (meta awareness).
2) The discovery misattribution-notation that individuals can confuse the experience with the discovering meta-awareness of the prior experience with the discovery memory itself.
In other cases the change may involve regaining meta-awareness of that meaning of the experience with the discovery that, through deliberate or non-deliberate manipulation of the monitoring system, has not been reflected on for some time.

Leading to the individual to a profound sense of discovery that will persuade the individuals, rightly or wrongly, that they are accessing the memory for the first time. As a consequence of a variety of encoding factors, range from the very straight forward (e.g. age, lack of discussion, stress) the more esoteric (e.g. dissociation, nocturnal cognitive processing). Particularly when they are disjunctive with other experiences, may continue to elude retrospective meta-awareness, thereby making them difficult to retrieve deliberately. Instead they may await unique contextual cues that overlap with the original experience. Also demonstrated in sleep laboratory’s. When this process occurs it triggers an individual to regain or gain new insights about one’s self. Not to be confused with false memory. Participation studies using DES low/high scored test to interprit false memory or actual tramatic memory by Mean Interference score. PTSD, and suppressed memory’s are located by these study’s and motivation of an person to have a sense of meta-awareness. ;) Think I've got You buddy!
by Wlfdg*8Mybr@inw/<3NCo. January 19, 2010
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