weaponized sexual autism

A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.
Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism November 3, 2018
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cup of autism

What you get when you fill a cup with an autists ass sweat.
I used to have a will to live, till i got a cup of autism.
by FOLLOWTHETRAINCJ!! April 4, 2017
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autism bug

An autism bug is a kid who’s blatantly retarded
Kid: *does something retarded*
Billy: what an autism bug
by Bruh idk March 14, 2020
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Autism Fun Bucks

Autism Fun Bucks is another way to refer to currency made by exploiting children or "autistic" fandoms on the Internet.

Generally used when talking about famous people among fandoms that can be considered "autistic".
(I.E. SkyDoesMinecraft, Smike, or Chris-Chan.)
Man: Hey, did you see that CaptainSparklez got hacked?

Woman: Yeah, I heard they took a lot.

Man: Yeah, it was a few thousand Autism Fun Bucks
by Lizardeye July 29, 2016
mugGet the Autism Fun Bucksmug.

Voter-autism

A condition caused by having children. It leaves a person unable to fill in a voter registration card, remember how to fill in a ballot, drive to a polling place, or remember election day at all. or Any excuse to not vote by parents.
Jane had drop the youngest off at day-care before work, and Dick had to pick the oldest up from football after work. Neither voted on election day and now we are stuck with Rick Scott. I hate voter-autism
by Tanninhater July 23, 2011
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dumb little silly guy. he’s got a big round head and big round eyes and little stubby legs. i think he’s neat.
“i love the tbh creature/autism creature
“same, i like his round face
by will wood listener May 28, 2022
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1. Someone who works with kids in the Autism spectrum, and think that once they graduate college that they are experts on Autism, even thought they dont know crap about those kids. They just go by a bunch of academic stereotypes.
2. Someone with mental issues in need to be a control freak. So they try to take advantage of someone with a disability, even though autistic Children are very intelligent. They try to make every decision for them, such as when they do homework, what videogames they play, who they talk to at school, and what they have for a snack.

3. Go by this belief that the autistic kid is always wrong. In social situations, if someone gets into an argument, it is always the kid with autism at fault. Even if they were clearly right, they try to rationalize why they were wrong.
1. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : "Yes, im out of college, now I can work with anyone with Aspergers". First day on the Job: "Crap, he is really different than what we were taught by Dr. ***, hmm, well theres gotta be something more to him".
2. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : Okay now its time to do math corrections.
Client: Im sorry, but I have an assignment to finish up.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff: Thats HOMEWORK.
3. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : What is this I am hearing of another argument?
Client: He called my mom fat, so I told him he was an idiot.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff : I am sure he did not call your mom fat, but you need to stop namecalling.
by Handsome Chuck April 2, 2010
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