When a girl wants the dick (d) so often that she wakes up to mornin' wood can't "waste it" so she proceeds with foreplay so she doesn't waste a good wood.
by Motazz February 12, 2017
Dunfermline Athletic F.C are a nasty little club in the shitehole known as fife.
In this little town there's a nasty little football park called east end park where the groundsman can't even defrost the pitch on a saturday morning. this horrifying little place is home to a group of creatures known as Fifers, these weird little gremlins hide in burrows known as schemes usually equipped with a bottle of buckfast or tracksuit. if you see these creatures in any other part of the world you must notify authorities immediately.
In this little town there's a nasty little football park called east end park where the groundsman can't even defrost the pitch on a saturday morning. this horrifying little place is home to a group of creatures known as Fifers, these weird little gremlins hide in burrows known as schemes usually equipped with a bottle of buckfast or tracksuit. if you see these creatures in any other part of the world you must notify authorities immediately.
by Cillmaster March 22, 2023
Athlete- Jack displays a pure lack of athleticism by: Running slow, Jumping low, moving bitch weight, and being overly confident
by DefineMe! September 03, 2021
Calling athletes champions does them justice and honors them, but once people start telling them they are superhuman, or that everyone should worship them as a role model, it doesn't just fuck with their heads, but it's also bullshit. Not everybody needs to be told who their role models should be (first responders and athletes come to mind as the ones the media often picks) since not everybody dreamed of being an athlete as a kid. You have a range of things from astronaut to truck driver to ice sculptor that kids wanted to be when they grew up, and really what is true to you is what will make you happy, but it won't always make everybody else happy, and that doesn't really matter. Tough love can sometimes help somebody believe that they're as human as everyone else without giving up on themselves.
Some kids have wanted to be an athlete their entire life, and they stuck with it, which is great, but they're not above the rest of us, any more than any one of the rest of us is above them. Every kid is different, so not every kid needs the same role model in life.
by The Original Agahnim August 03, 2021
Someone who can do anything.
An individual who has a constant urge to send it.
When someone stands out in any way wether or not athleticism is required.
Rapid finesser
A great way to stroke the ego
Shapeshifter
An individual who has a constant urge to send it.
When someone stands out in any way wether or not athleticism is required.
Rapid finesser
A great way to stroke the ego
Shapeshifter
Bobby is an athlete for talking to all the girls.
Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?
Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?
by Splash King May 13, 2022
Someone who can do anything.
An individual who has a constant urge to send it.
When someone stands out in any way wether or not athleticism is required.
Rapid finesser
A great way to stroke the ego
Shapeshifter
An individual who has a constant urge to send it.
When someone stands out in any way wether or not athleticism is required.
Rapid finesser
A great way to stroke the ego
Shapeshifter
Bobby is an athlete for talking to all the girls.
Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?
Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?
by Splash King May 13, 2022