assclunch

Assclunch originated from the the latin phrase "A mari usque ad marius" which was a sexual act where the Emperor of Rome would two butt cheeks, one a man, one a woman and insert his penis between them both, effectively making himself an instant-bisexual.

He assclunched in the club with Helga and Bruce!

by Deirdre November 15, 2004

Assclown

A person who intentionally makes themselves appear to look as though they were fun people by doing dumb and exciting, but in reality have low intelligence and no friends.

Zach Richer is such a fucking assclown.

by King Crab. March 17, 2011

Assclown

its the name who Cena calls everybody on his youtube video.

Cena: you little hippie assclowns

by One little hellian February 23, 2017

assclown

bitch, it’s a word. deal with it

when your assclown twin brother takes your phone when it’s charging

"i left it in there charging assclown"

by iamjustarandomperson October 19, 2017

assbloke

an ass bloke is realistically an ass hole.

STOP BEING SUCH AN ASSBLOKE, SANCHEZ

by ASPHIXEE August 9, 2022

assclown

Synonym for US President 2000-2008, George W Bush.
When hurricane Katarina hit the USA in August 2005, aid and evacuation was slow because
1) Military material was in Iraq
2) Military personel was in Iraq
3) Funds for disaster management was in Iraq
4) Global warming causes the creation of stronger hurricanes (scientifically proven) yet the Bush has always refused to do anything about the environement

Oh man! That guy is an assclown!!!
-A what??
A george W Bush.
-Oh yeah, a fukkin asshole you mean?

by US inhabitant September 22, 2005

Assclass

A large gathering of assholes, typically at public schools. Part of the reason for most school shootings.

Kid: My school is an assclass. I hope I don't lose it and shoot up the place.

by Black Angel November 3, 2003